Elam Giarratano

I am one of the funniest 4 year olds you will ever meet and I say some funny stuff.

[Elam Giarratano @stuffelamsays]

Today i started school! RT @amandatano: First day of Kinder is in the books! http://t.co/S2UXj6D

[Elam Giarratano @stuffelamsays]

Mom is talking about a fiber challenge at work and Elam points to her chest and says,"oh it made those grow. I don't want any fiber."

[Elam Giarratano @stuffelamsays]

Elam playing Mario bros on the wii looks at my mom and says, "do u want to get schooled in this."

[Elam Giarratano @stuffelamsays]

"mom I want to go to baskin robbers to get some ice cream"

[Elam Giarratano @stuffelamsays]

Mom: elam, you cant go outside until u eat your breakfast.
Elam: mom, this is like jail.

[Elam Giarratano @stuffelamsays]

Feeding the seagulls http://lockerz.com/s/115715630

[Elam Giarratano @stuffelamsays]

"mom, I found money and get to keep it bc you know what they say finders, losers, weeders."

[Elam Giarratano @stuffelamsays]

"mom, if two can play that game, then 1 can too."

[Elam Giarratano @stuffelamsays]

"one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready Now go skate go."

[Elam Giarratano @stuffelamsays]

Mom: elam u have to wait, I only have two arms. Im not an octopus
Elam: well I wish u were. It would be better for everyone.

[Elam Giarratano @stuffelamsays]

(After mom put the suitcases in the car). "my mom has some serious junk in the trunk."

[Elam Giarratano @stuffelamsays]

"i had a dream I was skating and I ended up in super mario world ans they made me their lost brother. It was like the coolest dream."

[Elam Giarratano @stuffelamsays]

"i have to pee so bad, my eyeballs might disappear."

[Elam Giarratano @stuffelamsays]

On my way to Texas with my mom @amandatano watching some skate videos in the car.

[Elam Giarratano @stuffelamsays]

Heading to the skate shop with my dad @natetano then time to shred.

[Elam Giarratano @stuffelamsays]

5 yr old Elam dropping in on the mini ramp! http://t.co/uZD3aj9 via @youtube

[Elam Giarratano @stuffelamsays]

Mom: "elam, you are not wearing those socks. The end."
Elam: "mom, that wasnt even a story."

[Elam Giarratano @stuffelamsays]

"we played a water balloon toss game and those other dorks on my team got wet. But not me. I had inteligent moves."

[Elam Giarratano @stuffelamsays]

"I wanted to be a secret agent when I growed up but sometimes they get killed & I dont think Id be good at that so I'll be a pro skater"

[Elam Giarratano @stuffelamsays]

Elam to my mom: can I see in your nostrils? (Looks in) eewww gross. There's hair in there. It looks like a jungle.