Janna Quotes

I've been dating Janna Cardia for 22+ yrs. I write down stuff she says. Her quotes are never meant to be funny, but they're 100% true and 95% WTF??!!!

[Janna Quotes @stuffjannasays]

Jan: How many people follow me on Twitter?
Me: Only like a hundred.
Jan: Wow!
Me: That's not a lot.
Jan: That's better than not a hundred.

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Why do armpits smell?

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I know I should know but I don’t want to know. No, I want to know.

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Janna: How tall am I?
Me: Five-and-a-half
Janna: Why did I think I was 5’-6”

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Knees are weird.

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[After watching a video of herself]

That was great!

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I get mornings. People who don’t understand, you just don’t even understand.

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I have a hang toe.

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Janna said to meet her by the volleyball courts.

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You would be a good dog.

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Ceilings and windows are inspiring.

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You know what’s weird? Doors get dirty.

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I don’t even know anything anymore.

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Any part of you on me is no good.

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Janna asked if this was pootang

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Ghandi didn’t have cell phones.

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When it comes to guys, I don’t really care about looks.

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(After an audition)
I’d cast me.

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I’m a connoisseur of ambience.

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Me: Do you know who Neil deGrasse Tyson is?

Janna: Yes! A boxer.

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I think the restaurant is on this side of the street but the other side.