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The best quotes from the Player One Podcast, as determined by one podcast binger. Follow him elsewhere @DonaldMick and the show @p1podcast

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PT: "Your masturbating monkey and Jughead have something in common." #episode568 (What happens in Vegas... -Ed)

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CJ: "I don't have balls anymore." #episode568

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CJ: "We're on my two favorite subjects: Apple and Nintendo." #episode567

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GS: "Just so you know Phil, I have enough tassels for both of us." #episode567

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PT: "The first thing I did was torrent some pornographs." #episode566

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GS: "I ended up 69th in the world." PT: "NICE." #episode565

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EE: "My daughter is so put off by the Rabbids she refuses to play the game." GS: "I love her." #episode565

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EE: "I would buy Troll and I before I'd buy Just Dance." #episode564

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CJ: "I thought Amazon was going to require Amazon Prime (for SNES Classic preorders)." GS: "Class warfare." #episode564

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PT: "This is the game that made Sonic finally good?" #episode563

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PT: "It's really weird, the Union vs the Confederacy. Timely, but..." #episode563

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CJ: "Grease is extremely rapey." #episode563

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PT: "That's a very impressive hairball my cat just hocked up." #episode563

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CJ: "He's not spendcapped... sorry, he *is* spendcapped, Ethan Einhorn." #episode563

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GS: "I'm not buying the same game on two platforms on release week. That's YOUR job." #episode562 (Burnout Paradise or bust - Ed)

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CJ: "With two people this is barely a show." #episode561

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GS: "Is an Australian horror film just a GoPro of someone who lives in Australia?" #episode560

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GS: "What popped up on your screen when you (Phil) were talking?" CJ: "Pornography." #episode560

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PT: "I thought our theme this week was half-assed Fat Albert impressions." GS: "Mine's physical," #episode560

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CJ: "The bee's knees..." GS: "The dog's bollocks?" #episode559