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[J @stuffonthings_]

The way people talk about cars from the year I was born makes me wonder how my body is still functioning

[J @stuffonthings_]

@JeremyClarkson

[J @stuffonthings_]

@VictoriiaBlack @lenarios27 @brypasternak Completely and utterly you

[J @stuffonthings_]

@ChexMix Still waiting

[J @stuffonthings_]

@ChexMix can you make a bag of just the Chex squares that are caked in seasoning pls? It’s all I want for Christmas

[J @stuffonthings_]

@Jif bring back the berry flavored peanut butter

[J @stuffonthings_]

@VictoriaRedmond I did

[The Batman @TheBatman]

Robert Pattinson is #TheBatman. Watch the #DCFandome Teaser Trailer now.

[J @stuffonthings_]

Every time I sigh I feel another year older

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

me: our son asked where babies come from

wife: he’s too young, tell him the stork

[later]
me: your mom fucked a stork

[J @stuffonthings_]

@joerogan have you ever had a mathematician on your podcast or someone similar who talks about fractals and chaos theory?

[J @stuffonthings_]

@thekelseyowens I thought nothing was safe

[J @stuffonthings_]

Your phone’s facial recognition system has determined that you have a shitty disposition

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

we have developed a velociraptor that smokes cigarettes

[J @stuffonthings_]

@VictoriaRedmond Literallysame

[J @stuffonthings_]

@PerkasieCitizen @VictoriaRedmond What about the part where people made more money on unemployment than those of us who were considered “essential”

[J @stuffonthings_]

@murrman5 Acceptable

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Never apologize to the mob. Never. I don’t care what you did or said. Never apologize. Things will not get better, they will only get worse, until people start adopting this approach.

[J @stuffonthings_]

Why’d you have to go and make me so constipated 🎼

[J @stuffonthings_]

@DanMentos @VictoriaRedmond