TweetingWithJack

Living life at a chooch factor of 13. A collection of things Jack says in real time tweeted by the people around him.

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Me in Mexican restaurants

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Bryan-What Time is it?

Jack- it’s your mom. Better hope it’s a good number.

Bryan- 8:45?

Jack- oh that’s hot

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Heifers.

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Why would you fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it??!

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"I like apple fritters." "Well I like to fritter my APPLESSSSS"

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It's not what you eat...it's when you eat it

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"Ah I tooted!" "Oh I thought I got a text" #blaze420

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It's all about how she chooches

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"Subs are 49% of what I love."
"What's the other 51%?"
"Jesus."

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I'm the Cadillac of people, cuz I gotta BIG trunk

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Also, don't kill all your birds if you have too many bees

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This is a v8 town and country as big as a boat, I could drift this anywhere

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That's why your mom made you leave

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Get on your KA-BYE-JOE and get out of here!

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Butts

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"That's not the smartest thing you've done"

Jack- "but it ain't the dumbest"

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"Jack the bass was too loud last night"
Jack:

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Hi, I'm Jack Shunkwiler, and I slap the bass for the team.

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Like a chicken wing in a steak world, it just don't fit in.