Stuart Houston

Snr Trading Standards Officer, audio -descriptive Commentator for the visually impaired at Tannadice. Dundee United fan

[Tony Ward @TonyWard867811]

The UK has gone mad.

A pint is £6.50
A coffee is £4
Takeaway for one is £25
Petrol is £1.73 a litre. Diesel is £1.97
An hour with a driving instructor is £50
A short taxi is £20
A week’s shop for one is £80
A cheap hotel night is £110
Rent is £1,459 a month as national average.

And this is my personal favourite.

£172 a month for my two kids to get the bus to and from school just fifteen minutes away.

Nothing fancy.
Just the prices.

You work.
They take.

[Stuart Houston @stuhmx5]

@dundeeunitedfc Zero passion for the jersey.

[Stuart Houston @stuhmx5]

Well this is completely untrue

[Daily Record Sport @Record_Sport]

Andy Robertson cost Dundee United £4000 and angry supporters threatened to CANCEL season tickets over transfer #DUFC

https://t.co/YwDKke6tho

[Stuart Houston @stuhmx5]

@SGMilne You could have the kit man upfront and he wouldn’t be any worse.

[Stuart Houston @stuhmx5]

@alanftemple Two terrible decisions. Absolutely no force in the Fatah challenge. Also for the pen, not all coming togethers constitute a foul. Both totally unjustified.

[Dundee United FC @dundeeunitedfc]

“I saw my team” 🧡

Years of support came to life for @JonAttenborough this week as he watched #DUFC through his own eyes at Tannadice for the first time thanks to @GiveVision 🎬👇

[Stuart Houston @stuhmx5]

@Mrcento Absolutely incredible tactics from Goodwin. Man for man at the back v Celtic!! 🤦🏼‍♂️. He had several warnings before that something needed changing before the goal and done nothing. Have we made a single tackle yet? Needs to go to a back 4 second half

[Stuart Houston @stuhmx5]

@alanftemple Wouldn’t be surprised if the club is protecting him by letting him spent time away from football to hopefully clear his mind a bit as he looked distraught at the end of the game last week.

[Stuart Houston @stuhmx5]

@dundeeunitedfc Terrible first half. Not a single player playing to any sort of acceptable level

[Alan Temple @alanftemple]

Massive fan of this

🆕 Dundee United's vice-captain Will Ferry lands his maiden, and long deserved, call-up to the senior Ireland squad

#DUFC 👇👇

https://t.co/38D8Rce68Y

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Rory trying to hit a shot at the Ryder Cup

[Dundee United FC @dundeeunitedfc]

Utter pandemonium 🕺🍊

[Stuart Houston @stuhmx5]

Absolutely sensational from Dundee United

[Stuart Houston @stuhmx5]

Vienna trip starts here (via Amsterdam) 🧡🖤

[Stuart Houston @stuhmx5]

That’s me booked up for Vienna next week. Just hope that I can now get a ticket tomorrow 🤞🏻#dundeeunited

[Dundee United FC @dundeeunitedfc]

🇪🇺 Back on the European stage

#DUFC will go head-to-head with FC UNA Strassen in the Second Qualifying Round of the #UECL 🇱🇺

[Stuart Houston @stuhmx5]

@JonAttenborough Your book arrived in the post today. Will need to get you to sign it. I will bring a pen to the next game. 🤣

[Stuart Houston @stuhmx5]

@Joe_Hallenbeck @VolvoCarUK @volvocars What’s been your favourite one though? I have had 4 Volvo’s in the past (S40 T4, C70 T5, C30 D5 and S60 D5) I think my favourite was the 1999 S40 T4.