Stu Jacques

Dispensing Optician now Operations Analyst at #bootsopticians in my mid 50's and turning into a grumpy old man so my tweets reflect my own opinion only

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@RevRichardColes At least they don't say 110% as that is a real pet hate

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@sarajcox When I worked in a store in the 80's a lady was regularly spotted walking down the High Street with a pack of raw bacon in her coat pocket, ripping rashers apart and eating them in the street. Disgusting but like an Attenborough documentary

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@Jacamo So after assurance that the stock issue was now resolved I have reordered the black boots, and yet again tan delivered. No reply from Jacamo customer services

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Very pleased (not) with the black shoes I ordered from @Jacamo that have arrived as brown...twice and their apparent reluctance to resolve other than me just ordering a third pair and hoping for the best

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@Jacamo Message sent

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@IAmChrisRamsey It was a real banger last night. Little Alex Horne hit found the face with a sausage. TV gold

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@LatestFreeStuff 50

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@StephenMcGann I find it scary that when we started watching it felt like historical drama, we are now one year from my birth year so it feels contemporary 🤣. Still a brilliant show we never miss.

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@Dawn_French

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@AJOdudu @bbcstrictly Gutted you will miss the final, we have loved watching you both dance every week xx

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@MoneySavingExp A knives, B Forks, C Spoons, D Tea spoons

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@daisy_haggard My late Nan who following a stroke only had the use of one hand once said I was making such a bad job of wrapping presents that she ended up doing them for me, I just had to stick the tape on. My wife now does them thank goodness

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Our Sunday Brunch mugs for su2c have arrived. #cheerstim #cheerssimon #sundaybrunch #su2c #cruk @timlovejoy @simonrim @SundayBrunchC4 @fizzy0309

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@IAmChrisRamsey Brilliant show, thank you

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At last, after a covid reschedule or two, today is the day we get to see @IAmChrisRamsey , @fizzy0309 and I can't wait. Our first live event since 2019. No pressure Chris!

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@MartinSLewis @richardosman Surely you mean every day this week not just tomorrow, don't let me think Richard misleads me into thinking each day is filmed separately

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So ITV news are reporting on a family of 6 meeting up in a garden, which is allowed, and I'm pleased for them, but don't the reporter and cameraman make it 8 people then?

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@joelycett Followed a car with a sticker on yesterday saying they had one fitted, appears to have disabled their indicators and removed their mirrors

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Retweet if you'd like to see a season of #LaurelAndHardy films on the BBC to coincide with their forthcoming screening of #StanAndOllie

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A week off work whilst in lockdown and although I don't often read books after spending all day on a PC, I decided to start reading #thethursdaymurderclub by @richardosman which was a Xmas present. Can't put it down (apart from to tweet about it clearly). A fantastic read