Stuart Liston

Scotsman in Melbourne. Husband, Father, Pug Owner, Engineering Ops @ Cash App

[Stuart Liston @stuliston]

Hey @Link_Group, I sold shares on August 1st and you’re sitting on tens of thousands of mu money, still. Emails don’t get a response and your customer service is completely apathetic. I’m hoping calling this nonsense out publicly might actually get a response

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@tarciosaraiva I was hoping someone might read this tweet out loud and have a nice surprise 🙃

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Hey Siri, play Gypsy by Fleetwood Mac

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@ameeliah You know you’ve made it when random people think they know you and your intentions 🙂

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@haruki_zaemon @andrewdotnich Infrequent tweeter! Happy to chat, Simon, if it’s still important?

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Picture me _not_ putting my kids’ alarm clock forward tonight

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@MelissaKaulfuss This is HFC on Aussie Broadband. I pay for 100 down but they have a 6 month free upgrade to their mega fast package on right now

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Tip 34 for all the Dads out there toiling in the eternal search for novel ways to wind up their children:

Sing “Let it snow” to Frozen.

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📣 Product managers, developers & designers of Aus & NZ:

Cogent wants to hear from you! 🙏🏼

https://t.co/3Yd6ZjLBHP

[Mel Kaulfuß | @mello.bsky.social @MelissaKaulfuss]

I'm hoping to find someone who was the first Developer Relations hire in a startup to connect with as a mentor (even for 1 or 2 coffee chats)😊☕️

Retweets much appreciated 🙏🔁

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I just accidentally invented a new drink. Two tea bags but left to brew for a shorter time. It’s delicious and extravagant and it shall be known as a Ristrettea ☕️

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Swerved an unknown caller and this is what I found when I looked the number up online.

Probably a good decision.

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It's Line of Duty day!

#prayforkate 🙏

[Paul Smith @SaysSmithy]

Pressure is rising on the PM to reverse his decision to appoint Christian Porter as the Technology Minister, as more people speak out against him taking responsibility for a sector that has sought to increase the participation of women. https://t.co/9h4L0RVCCp

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@thecooker 😂 I hope to avoid the damage either Harry or Marv endured

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We let the 3yo watch Home Alone.

Now she’s splashing hand sanitiser on her cheeks and setting booby traps all over the house

#truestory

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Slack and Notion providing strong competition to reigning champ Chrome in the bloatware awards

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@quamen That game - where you’re working with an often abstract or left field description of something an increasingly frustrated child wants - is the best. So satisfying when you work it out

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I’m contending with a lot of shit at home right now.

Our 6 month old pug puppy has got the runs and our 3 year old human child is potty training.