Stuart McCallum

Busy single Dad, renovating my house, being a drone pilot and dealing in my antiques and collectibles. Boro boy. Talk really Northern when drunk.

[Stuart McCallum @stumac68]

@JeremyClarkson Clarkson F1 team with a special Lamborghini engine!

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@TheAA_UK 60 ******* minutes to finally get through and the idiot cut me off! FFS. @TheAA_UK you are genuinely a crock of *****

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@TheAA_UK what is the point of having a phone line with nobody employed to answer it. Been holding for 35 minutes on your warranties line!!!!!!

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@TheAA_UK just added another caller to this one. @TheRAC_UK. Guess what? They answered the call within 5 minutes. Typical. I can lumbered with the crap @TheAA_UK warranty for my new car! Hold time now 52 minutes!!!!!

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@TheAA_UK 45 minutes now. Does anybody really have the time to waste 45 minutes these days? I've got another 15 minutes then I have to go out. ****** ridiculous!!

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how can I be caller number 1 in the queue for all this time? Do you literally have just 1 person answering the calls?

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Just reminded myself why I NEVER use @YouTube. 5 minutes into a video and I’ve been forced to watch 8 adverts. What a crock of shite! Complete waste of time. You never get to focus on the tutorial as constantly interrupted! Note to self. Leave it for another 2 years!!

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@stripe please can you sort our your dashboard!I'm in the sandbox and the response rates are appalling.I'm waiting a minute or more for pages to refresh.And no it's not my connection as other websites are loading sub 5 seconds.Thank you.

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@MBrundleF1 I don’t think Jos Verstappen will be inviting Nico to any parties soon………….😂

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@Tesco your website is broken. Yet again!
All that profit and you can't do the basic things.....
Thankfully I have a @sainsburys online account which works. So I can do my online shop with them.

[Stuart McCallum @stumac68]

@Google one for you guys to handle. Someone offering to do fake reviews. Please do something about this for once.

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Next attempt, it now says my account is suspended for some unknown goddamn reason. Normal email address. DOB. gender. reCaptcha done. Video selfie done. So what the hell is wrong now?????????? What a pile of shite it's become.

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What is up with bloody @facebook. When did it become impossible to create a new profile? First time in a year, setting up a new one for a business. First attempt, it said I wasn't human, even though I did the stupid video selfie!

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@wee_susi_xoxo Sucking crisps may sound weird. But it’s strangely satisfying how much flavour you get out of them. Might be a little niche and a touch weird. But just putting it out there 😂😂

[Stuart McCallum @stumac68]

@wee_susi_xoxo Now that would be a sight to behold! Can’t imagine you’ve got an “annoyed face” as you seem pretty laid back! As for the crisps. Depends if you’re a delicate one at a time closed mouth cruncher. Or a fistful of crisps open mouth cruncher. I bet Brad eats nachos with cheese…….😂

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After:

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@Dominos_UK is this a scam? Invited friends round based on your offer. But when you try to order 2 large pizza, it tries to charge you £32.98 instead of £15.98. As my friends are already here I’ve had to spend the extra. What a con!!

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Before.

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What happens when you conned by @Dominos_UK?

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@wee_susi_xoxo It’s my only vice at the pictures. No fizzy drinks. No pick and mix. No hot dogs. Just nachos and cheese 😬
Kept your attention? The F1 action? Or Brad Pitt in racing overalls? 🤔😬😂

[Stuart McCallum @stumac68]

@wee_susi_xoxo I was daft to expect anything different I guess. It would have been too boring to be exactly like F1. But based on your Barry Norman review, I’ll give it a go! You get nachos and jalapenos with melted cheese at our pictures, so not a complete loss if it’s not for me 😬