Sarah Ann Bowman

[Sarah Ann Bowman @stumbleine]

@realDonaldTrump Ok, boomer.

[Sarah Ann Bowman @stumbleine]

I remember back in the day when we would say, "I can't EVEN with this," but... we COULD even, but NOW we can't and I just wanna take it back.

[Sarah Ann Bowman @stumbleine]

@realDonaldTrump Lies. There's no fuckin way you know what the word "foment" means.

[Sarah Ann Bowman @stumbleine]

@Claudia90291 @PatriziaBD @vickers_stephen I Googled it too, but make the mistake of first searching for "beef puncher". Urban Dictionary did not disappoint.

[Sarah Ann Bowman @stumbleine]

@vickers_stephen Ahh, that old adage, "It's not the size of your herd that matters, it's the weight of your beef."

[Sarah Ann Bowman @stumbleine]

@vickers_stephen So... you're lookin to increase your herd size?

[Sarah Ann Bowman @stumbleine]

When you're an American but you're hoping for the ultimate showdown. #engcro #WorldCup

[Sarah Ann Bowman @stumbleine]

Tom's UIL Contest Piece: https://t.co/bMA3iUGizV via @YouTube

[Sarah Ann Bowman @stumbleine]

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/Isc1cN09lh Dashboard Confessional - The Best Deceptions Lyrics

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Basically vegan.

[Sarah Ann Bowman @stumbleine]

You think if we tell the powers that be that they can just go ahead and grope us against our will, they'll take a sec to consider not letting escape mental patients buy guns? #Leverage #TuesdayThoughts #NoNotSeriously

[Sarah Ann Bowman @stumbleine]

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/NGOfl9f6h8 5 STAGES OF WEARING A CLAY MASK

[Sarah Ann Bowman @stumbleine]

@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews And the other 54% are HOPING the media is inventing stories about Trump & his Administration. This can't be real. It just can't.

[Sarah Ann Bowman @stumbleine]

@tedcruz... the Zodiac Killer joke killer. But also, did anyone check to make sure that wasn't a new cipher? Just in case...?

[Sarah Ann Bowman @stumbleine]

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/HC1nNVfzyU Bon Iver- "715 / Creeks" Cover

[Sarah Ann Bowman @stumbleine]

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/Wof0bdYJbJ HIGHWAY SINGALONG: Don't Stop Believin' (ft Alex G!)

[Sarah Ann Bowman @stumbleine]

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/07NeQGhp2D HIGHWAY SINGALONG: Old Time Rock 'N Roll (ft. Natalie Major)

[Megan Mullally @MeganMullally]

I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS. WHERE IS THE JUSTICE? REALLY. FUCK ANYONE INVOLVED IN THE ACQUITTAL OF THIS MURDERER https://t.co/1ZZWCHK2PS

[Sarah Ann Bowman @stumbleine]

Another glass of wine. #WhatWomenWantIn4Words

[Sarah Ann Bowman @stumbleine]

An hour more sleep. #WhatWomenWantIn4Words