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Every pipe that smokes well is an excellent pipe, and your favorite tobacco is the best tobacco in the world.

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@NBCSPhilly I imagine him lining up and saying “I must break you”, like Drago in Rocky IV.

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Americans won’t accept soccer until the embarrassing amount of diving, flopping. and writhing in fake pain stops. We already tolerate basketball and that’s enough.

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I’ve had some truly shitty father’s days, but this one was as perfect as I can imagine

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This father’s day I had a couple bloody marys with my girlfriend before an 11 am matinee of “Smokey and the Bandit” at the local art-house theater. Then I had a facetime-brunch with my daughter in California, and then my son took me to see the Phils trounce the Mets again. *****

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@ThrillaRilla369 38 Special’s greatest hits

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@MbarkCherguia Milk

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@ThatEricAlper it’s the line “You’ve gotta take” during Only the Lonely

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The “Next round of omelets is on me, fellas!” guy needs to have his ass kicked.

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@AstonMartinF1 starts at the top

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@honeymoon250 what a unit!

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@honeymoon250 Apollo

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@RealSkipBayless leave sports

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@RealSkipBayless pays the bills

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@MbarkCherguia aside from Jesus? Probably Rocky Balboa coming out of Geno’s and I was all “Yo, Champ!” and he was like “I can’t feel my face above the knees”, and so I bought him a prov-wit. Rocky ate the cheesesteak and then he looked in my eyes and said “Yo, thanks for the sandwich.”

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@RealSkipBayless We all wish you the best in your recovery, Skip.

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@RealSkipBayless Are the people who love you near you right now?

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@RealSkipBayless All caps is a sign of dementia

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@oelma__ “I am fire-starter! “ should elicit a response.

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@Matt_Pinner watch bands