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[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My coworkers are constantly creating new smells in the microwave. They are eating straight up seagull meat

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

"i was born in the wrong generation" bro we can literally fry shit with the air. what else do u want

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

bro tagged the IRS what typa hating is this 😭

[brother, I am ticket up @whoisambivalent]

The safest time in history to fly was September 12, 2001

[Batto @Batto079]

Bro watching The Odyssey inside the Trojan Horse.

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.

[🍺man (Realist) @kcsports69]

Democrats and Republicans who claim they hate each other when it’s time to pass a 2 trillion dollar aid package for Israel

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@jas_d_barbie Within 3 days of a breakup a woman will have 100 dudes in her inbox, as a man you have to start all over and put yourself out there, takes time and effort

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@Truecrypto They bought over 1/3 of their coins at 110k +, selling the expensive coins for tax loss purposes, then buying them back for the same coins at half the price to get the average cost down, math isn’t that hard man.

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@thewhostellout Only fans took a cut from strip clubs, not a recession indicator lmao

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@me551ah @Kalshi_Crypto Buy back lower lmao, frees up cash to get a lower DCA and acquire more

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@phongle People are down 18% on what you guys advertised as a stable non volatile asset

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@ZynxBTC I’ve got 800 shares, dividend + rebound gains will be insane

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@MattyClaxton82 @FerreWeb3 No one wanted to help him, they turned him into clickbait and content for $$

[NBA @NBA]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆

New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!

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@TruckVisor @NFL_DovKleiman 20k a month to workout and train 😂

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN.

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

$STRC and $MSTR shareholders have approved the amendment to move $STRC dividends from monthly to semi-monthly. Under the new cadence, the first record date is June 30 and the first payment date is July 15. Thank you to every shareholder who voted. https://t.co/3sIqqF3FCR