Jake Layman

JWitt tried to fight me in HS, now he’s my favorite Longhorn

[Houston Rockets @HoustonRockets]

FIVE. IN. A. ROW. 🧨

#AllFire

[Jake Layman @stumpnthick]

@_collinnnn @IAmJamesStewart Romeo Langford is better!

[Ernie Johnson @TurnerSportsEJ]

It’s time.
🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

JAYSON TATUM GAME-WINNER 🚨

TATUM CALLS GAME VS. NETS. OMGGGG 🤯

[yume nikki minaj à trois @jun3buggy]

elizabeth holmes is a whoville 10

[Flamingo Shot 🇪🇸 @1legflamingo]

I am never leaving this app

[NBA on Prime @NBAonPrime]

Let us all say ... Amen 🙌📖

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

6'7" AMEN THOMPSON BLOCKS 7'4" WEMBY AT THE RIM FTW 🔥

[Jake Layman @stumpnthick]

@On3 Win us a game and shut the fuck up about practice and player mentality😭😭😭

[Jake Layman @stumpnthick]

@bioware I spent 60 dollars on Anthem, and you guys gave up on it right away. Good riddance

[Jake Layman @stumpnthick]

@MySportsUpdate I’m glad he’s coming back! Any receiving help is going to be great for this team

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Texans WR Tank Dell on playing Sunday for the first time since his devastating knee injury in 2024:

“I don’t care if the first catch is 2 yards, 5 yards—I’m spiking the ball and doing what I gotta do. It’s gonna feel good. … I’m ready to get tackled. I’m gonna be joyful.”🙏💯

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Titans HC Robert Saleh says Jordan Elliott having a gun was, in a way, a “small sign of a cry for help,” considering he had no prior issues and is a father and a hard worker.

Saleh referenced two suicides in the NFL over the past year and expressed concern about players struggling without getting the help they need.

“These kids go through a lot. I will stand on the table for Jordan’s character. My message to 31 other teams: If you need a hell of a run-stopping DT that can help for a playoff run, give me a call. I'll tell you everything you need to know about him. He’s a good man. Had a terrible lapse in judgment.”

[Ben Strober @strobersports]

Anthony Davis says the Wizards young players haven’t been afraid to challenge him and hold him accountable.

He said on one occasion Tre Johnson told him after practice “you weren’t top 75 today.”

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

The black rifle coffee alpha male takes a sip from his thermos and looks out from the bunker to the battlefield, it’s hell out there. “Perfect” He thinks

He adjusts the sights on his custom-built 16-inch 6mm ARC AR-15 with a Proof Research carbon-fiber barrel, JP Enterprises silent captured spring system, and a Geissele Super Dynamic Enhanced two-stage trigger. He picked it because the trigger felt smooth against his $350 carbon fiber combat gloves, and the alloy magazines were 20 grams lighter against his $2200 Kevlar vest.

He mindlessly feels at his tactical pouch, he has a 10 year supply of testosterone cypionate in it, just in case the pharmacies get hit. He smirks, “Daddy needs his combat fuel.” He’s been on TRT for 7 years, his testes have cobwebs on them.

He steps out of the bunker, he’s spent years training for this moment, doing weighted carries, getting “don’t tread on me” tattoos, bow hunting, having a beard.

“It’s fuckin showtime.” He announces.

Just then he feels something lightly tap his leg. He glances down. It’s a 17 dollar drone off temu. It has a decal on it.

“Is that… hentai?”

His legs are blown smooth off.

12 miles away in a disgusting room illuminated only by the degenerate glow of purple LED strip lighting, a 17 year old leans back in his cum stained gamer chair. He’s grown so frail and sickly his friends and family keep mistaking him for Asmongold.

He grabs another 30mg vyvanse and washes it down with a cold chicken nugget.

“GG faggot”

He’s killed 500 men.

[Jake Layman @stumpnthick]

@DiscussingFilm If it’s more than 500 dollars, their system will die off and everyone will finally complete the switch to PC.

[Jake Layman @stumpnthick]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[🌨️ @NotLikeRuss]

thats gone be a good ass nap in the middle

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

[yoda shaking an exhausted luke] blood clot, you have. stay awake, you must

[Craig @CS11__]

Battlefront 3 made by Bungie