Stumptown405

Outdoor enthusiast. Proud father. Lucky husband.

[Stumptown405 @stumptystump]

I feel they should probably require a breathalyzer for a 34 year old who randomly orders the WWE network. #thatjusthappened #sonlovesit

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

🔥 @jamestalarico: “The only minority destroying America is billionaires: Trans people aren’t taking away our healthcare. Muslims aren’t defunding our schools. Immigrants aren’t cutting taxes for themselves + their rich friends… It’s billionaires & their puppet politicians.”

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@Syddoc @lucxsronald Pantani, the confirmed doper?

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@ScottWrightOK Congrats, Scott!!!

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@reixyz_ @okcthunder @OGandE I’ve watched this on slow motion twenty times just to see if I’m missing something. Nope. And the Lakers wonder why the refs swallow their whistles, lol.

[🇾🇪اوتس @0uttis]

NBA Superstar Scottie Barnes defends Shai Gilgeous-Alexander amidst ongoing foul-baiting backlash, reminding fans that when you’re that good, people will always find something to complain about.

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@Bdrumm_Rivals @ParkerThune It was awful.

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@RADeMita It’s funny, but they literally do that every game.

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@elicoleman85 @NBA Ja Morant is all highlights and no winning impact at this point in his career. It was a net zero play at best, but it looked nice. I guess I don’t get excited about that. 🤷‍♂️

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@immennothim @Chris_Oven Look at the logo on his shirt. The hand gesture is literally on the inside of the O.
It’s not always 100% about Texas

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@TomFornelli You must not like defense, huh?

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@BleacherReport @markstrot That might be the worst word play I’ve ever read on the internet. Good grief, does anyone in journalism have talent or pride in their work anymore?

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@mikebridges @OK_Breakdown A team that leads the conference in TFLs should draw at least one holding call per game, right?

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@Buccaneers @LG_Blount Scarier than the time he sucker punched that guy?

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Game of the Year just happens to be night one for NBC’s debut after 23 years. Everything is wrestling.

[Royce Young @royceyoung]

Targeting is the most broken rule in sports.

15 yard penalty, sure, whatever. They get stuff wrong sometimes.

But to add the ejection/suspension element to a complete judgment call that they can barely define is flat stupid.

[Stumptown405 @stumptystump]

@Chris_arnade I read this as a Depeche Mode lyric.

🎶 Log off and Touch Snake 🎶 Your Own. Personal. Jesus. 🎶

[Lotto-Intermarché @LottoIntermarch]

Looks like a hair salon 😂

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@ClutchPoints @ThunderNationCP @SpeakOnFS1 Dude never averaged more than 26 ppg. He was good, but not an all timer.

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@BucherWisc @ringer @BillSimmons They gave him $8.1 million. They aren’t paying his POR salary.