Stumpy Alice the Corgi

Blue eyed derpy rescue corgi. Follow me on Instagram for my adventures 👀💙

[Stumpy Alice the Corgi @stumpyalice]

@dog_rates Alice reporting for duty

[Stumpy Alice the Corgi @stumpyalice]

Vote for my furiend Minnie 💖

[Best Friend Forever - 'that dog dating sim' @bffgame]

Cast your vote!

[Amanda @Amanduuh_please]

I programmed my dogs paw print into my iPhone, so yeah it’s been a busy night 🐾📱

[Stumpy Alice the Corgi @stumpyalice]

When a cute boy walks past your desk and you can’t think of any words to say 🙃😬👋🏼 #smileandwave #sorryimawkward

[Stumpy Alice the Corgi @stumpyalice]

🔈 SOUND ON 🔈 Mom is not sharing her coffee and it’s literal torture ☕️ #sendhelp #callCPS #corgiprotectionservices #meanmom #crybaby

[Stumpy Alice the Corgi @stumpyalice]

Raise your hand if 90% of your Sunday is spent on the couch 🛋 🤚 🐾 #LazySunday

[Stumpy Alice the Corgi @stumpyalice]

When someone takes the specific cheese fry you mentally called dibs on #thankskaren #sideeye

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*Sees a cute corgi, pulls car over, yells out the window*
👀 Excuse me sir, I’m new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment? 😉😍 #pickuplines #flirty #heygoodlookin

[Stumpy Alice the Corgi @stumpyalice]

When you’re trying to make it through work on Monday but you’re still hungover from the weekend 🥂🍾 #bottomlessmimosas #hangover #mondayvibes #literallycanteven

[Stumpy Alice the Corgi @stumpyalice]

Checkin’ out all the cute corg boys across the dog park 😏👀😍 #heygoodlookin #comehereoften #hotboysummer

[Stumpy Alice the Corgi @stumpyalice]

👽 I’ll offer myself up to the government for some laser eyes and a bag of treats 👽 #jealous #area51

[Stumpy Alice the Corgi @stumpyalice]

When an earthquake hits and you realize you don’t have an emergency treat bag packed 😳 #panic #californiaearthquake #beprepared

[Stumpy Alice the Corgi @stumpyalice]

Little known 100% true history fact:
4th of July is a celebration of the day our founding pawthers signed the Declaration of Corgdependence from the Queen of England 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 🐶 👑 #freedomdog #queensdog #Corgi #Facts #4thofJuly

[Stumpy Alice the Corgi @stumpyalice]

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 *put your right paw over your heart, ready, begin* 🐾
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Corgs of Amurica, and to the repawblic, for which it sploots, one nation, under hoomans, inseparable, with treats and scritches for all 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 #pledgeofallegiance

[Stumpy Alice the Corgi @stumpyalice]

“After corgis, flowers are the most divine creations” - Christian Dior 🌷💐

[Stumpy Alice the Corgi @stumpyalice]

Wishing I was back on the beach, rocking my tutu, and playing with all my furiends 🌊☀️#corgibeachday #missingthis
📷: @brettfragerofficial

[Stumpy Alice the Corgi @stumpyalice]

Raise your hand (or paw) if your Monday feels extra Monday-ish 🤚🐾 #thestruggleisreal #caseofthemondays

[Stumpy Alice the Corgi @stumpyalice]

He loves me, he loves me not 🌹❤️ #helovesmehelovesmenot #nomnom

[Stumpy Alice the Corgi @stumpyalice]

When people say you look just like your sibling but honestly you don’t see the resemblance 🙃👯‍♀️ #siblingsbelike #lookalike #sittinglikeahuman

[Stumpy Alice the Corgi @stumpyalice]

When you see someone hitting on your man from across the room 😒 #jealous #watchingyou