Elijah Crigger

I’m a rooster illusion…

[Elijah Crigger @StumpyCriggs]

@BraveReport @paleochristcon This would be a proper equivalency, if Rachel Wilson had admitted to being there, her DNA/fingerprints/vehicle had been found at Candice’s house, and literally no one who knows her was claiming she wasn’t there…then I think you’d have a really strong point. 👍

[Elijah Crigger @StumpyCriggs]

@ML_Philosophy What a deep question. Great fodder for philosophy! I wonder if anyone ever posed this question to Plato?

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@JamesCo54956417 @TimRunsHisMouth Yeah it definitely has to do with the vaccine, nothing to do with the fact that republicans tend to be much older…

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@OdysseusCA @GothamChess Actual footage of Paris Nicolaides:

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@GothamChess DON’T take Paxlovid! Pfizer is not your friend! You’ll be fine, just like everyone else.

[Elijah Crigger @StumpyCriggs]

@Samuelsan86 @GothamChess It depends on who you are. Most people don’t get very sick at all.

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@jakeshieldsajj @Boogerbeard1 Bullshit. Meth makes people love porn even more, shut your poser ass up.

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@ML_Philosophy I just look them in the eyes and say “you know…you’re right. I’ve never thought about it like that before.”

[Elijah Crigger @StumpyCriggs]

@elonmusk Says the guy who won’t let me use racial slurs or insight violence…hypocrisy incarnate.

[Elijah Crigger @StumpyCriggs]

@ML_Philosophy Don’t name your band Huey Lewis and the news…there’s already a band with that name.

[Elijah Crigger @StumpyCriggs]

@ML_Philosophy The Tao De Ching, The Talmud, The Bible, The Upanishads, Quran, Rene Descartes Meditations on First Philosophy, Beyond Good And Evil.

[Elijah Crigger @StumpyCriggs]

@Silverduler @OZZEY_H @elonmusk @AP What if I told you allsides was biased too? Mind blower, right?

[Elijah Crigger @StumpyCriggs]

@DianeC0710 @elonmusk @AP Yeah, you wouldn’t wanna undermine the press, they’re obviously very honest and informative. The press just cares about us a lot, run by really good people.

[Elijah Crigger @StumpyCriggs]

@miakhalifa It’s fucked up what Rihanna made him do! No man should EVER have to beat a woman like that. I stand with Chris Brown.

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@ML_Philosophy Do NOT name your band Huey Lewis and the news! There’s already a band with that name!

[Elijah Crigger @StumpyCriggs]

@Art0fLife_ Do NOT name your band Huey Lewis And The News! There’s already a band with that name.

[Elijah Crigger @StumpyCriggs]

@SameeraKhan I’m not a leftist and this level of strawmanning is still hard to stomach.

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@SameeraKhan I’m out…that’s brutal.

[Elijah Crigger @StumpyCriggs]

@Lanception @SameeraKhan Completely.

[Elijah Crigger @StumpyCriggs]

@Pluto_Charon_1 @SameeraKhan Apparently they’re only interested in letting one person talk the entire time.