hot steaming scoop of gloop˙ᵕ ˙

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 a worm who likes to play the drums not a doctor just a worm 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

[hot steaming scoop of gloop˙ᵕ ˙ @stumpynoodle]

You cant be mentally stable and enjoy olives

[hot steaming scoop of gloop˙ᵕ ˙ @stumpynoodle]

“What is it??? You want a slice of pizza or a foot long??” @noturbabygh0ul

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

The foreskin is the hijab of the penis

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Praise @PraiseClip]

he's actually Hitler but people don't care since his crimes aren't against white people

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[NOBIKO LONGCAT @NobikoCTO]

Happy Monday!

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

Nothing for parks.
Nothing for health care.

Unlimited billions for ICE and for war.

https://t.co/nPUXsmSBPl

[flex @lowkflex]

It's so fucked up that an entirely different planet just looks like Arizona.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Cute until you get rushed to a hospital

[✷° 𝕚𝕤𝕚 °✷ @wxtrbottle]

first thursday without the pitt

[hot steaming scoop of gloop˙ᵕ ˙ @stumpynoodle]

“Keep it somewhere safe, like your butthole”

[Jett ♛ @iky_fwjett]

toxic masculinity implies the existence of ooops i did it again masculinity and hit me baby one more time masculinity

[leaf ♧ @plantaroid]

going through pokopia induced psychosis

[Dragon connoisseur 🐉 @LadySapphyre]

Cleaned out my camera roll and found this and I’m fucking screaming rn

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

Astronaut Mark Kelly once smuggled a full gorilla suit on board the International Space Station. He didn't tell anyone about it. One day, without anyone knowing, he put it on. (source: Reddit)