Funny tweets

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What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet..

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I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome..

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You're too good for you..

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Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.

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If Facebook Was Real

me: cool shirt Brian
Brian: thanks

[hours later, a knock at my door]

me: um yes?
Brian's Mom: I also like that shirt

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If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on.

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The stunt team were great on 'Defiance.' They were there, every day..

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Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear..

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I am the poet of the high wire - I never do stunts; I do theatrical performances..

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I’ll just pretend what you said didn’t hurt.