Stuart Robertson

Perhaps fuck off might be too kind? Long term goalkeeper & supporter of Glasgow Rangers FC.

[Stuart Robertson @stupendous223]

As well as the great music, this is why I still love Kurt Cobain.

[Duncan Lindsay @DuncanLindsay]

Tesco presenting creme eggs to me in January

[Stuart Robertson @stupendous223]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

"We can cause Dortmund problems"

Brendan Rodgers shares his pre-match thoughts with @DannyJamieson 💭

📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Hang it in the Louvre

[Julie @julhat]

To the lady in the black BMW who stuck up two fingers at me after I beeped at her when pulling out of Waitrose car park just now:

Your Louis Vuitton handbag probably isn't on your car roof anymore.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Neil…. You’re just mad cause your sport ‘Eating Dicks’ is not in the Olympics… We understand.

[Declan McAuley @McAuleyDeclan]

Changed times at Ibrox 🤣

[Eduardo Hagn @EduardoHagn]

🚨 Walter Bou with a Puskas nominee for Lanús!

In the last minute of the game, to win it! 🇦🇷

[. @jdpoc]

Tesco have clearly upped their game in Customer Service ...

[Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 @HackBlackburn]

Can’t believe I live in a world where Jimmy Anderson is being forced into retirement and Joe Biden isn’t

[Jack @FFS_WhatNow]

The England fans have found a German copper who looks like Southgate 😂👌

[Nikki Wicks @nikkiwicks]

Wow! England win live @thekillers show at @TheO2 ! Drop straight into Mr Brightside.

[Unnamed Insider @Unnamedinsider]

“Tell Jabba I’ve got his money”

[Aaron Vallely @Vallmeister]

Patti Smith sang a very emotional cover of 'Summertime Sadness' by Lana Del Rey at @Vicar_Street tonight. She said the song makes her reflect on moments she had with her late husband, Fred Smith.

[Stuart Robertson @stupendous223]

@SaintCirce Definitely couldn't do any worse!

[Stuart Robertson @stupendous223]

Scotland have some really good players but they're surrounded by utter dross (Gunn, Ralston), average Championship level (Adams, Porteous, Hendry) and throw in Steve Clarke's bizarre tactics and this is what you get.

[Stuart Robertson @stupendous223]

@SaintCirce I think I'm getting close to this

[Stuart Robertson @stupendous223]

@robbo1872 Gilmour should've started but he won't drop his favourites. McKenna should've started instead of Porteous as he has more big game experience. That decision baffled me when I saw the teams

[Stuart Robertson @stupendous223]

@tokenbg Fast running out of options 😬