StupidStuffChrisDoes

Taking stupid stuff Chris (and Jan) says and does both in and out of context, and then posting it for the world to see. (Not run by Chris)

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Asking for a friend.

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-J aggressively struggling-
C: Can you stop trying to fart on me?
J: No! I have to shit on you!
C: Why?!?!
J: Because I can’t do it in games so I have to do it irl!!!!

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“BIRD MAY BE THE WORD, BUT BUZZ IS DA WUZZ NOW.” - Janet, 2025

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"I JUST WENT TO GO BAKE SOME SALMON AND I COME BACK TO VIOLENCE AND ASS???" - Jan. 2025

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J: YOUR HAIR IS A LOOFAH!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!
C: -continues to rub hair against her face-

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Chris out of context: "I expect to have some meat in my mouth for that kind of money."

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Chris: So what are you an expert in, food wise?
Me: Idk... stuff I like to eat?
Chris: Like what?
Me: McDonalds...... Call me a McConnoisseur 😎
Chris: *screaming crying throwing up*

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Casual roti conversations

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C: Do you love me more than you love hummus?
J: 👀 ……. sure! 👀

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C: I'm just not good at swallowing! I just can't do it! I spit. I don't swallow. I only spit.

J: *thinking about how we were talking about medication*

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J: What did you say?!?!?!?!
C: I'm plumbing... my ass...

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"The street meat is in the dog water, yaknow?"

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J: Yaknow… you might be a dumbass, Chris, but I’m glad you’re my dumbass, Dumbass!

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C: Jan, are you okay?
J: UHM. Mentally, emotionally, or physically?
C: UHHHH all three of them??
J: NOPE TO ALL OF THEM.

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C: *wiggles aggressively*
J: Imagine your boobs generating so much force it starts an earthquake and has a magnitude that lands on the Richter scale
C:
J:
C: …
J:
C: *wiggles more aggressively*

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C: Chai Tea….. Tea Tea……. Titty milk! Titty latte!!!

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*at the gas station*
C: …. FK
J: ?! Omg are you okay?!
C: Yeah, I just put in $50.01 instead of $50
J: B R U H

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*Janet playing House Flipper*
J: CHRIS LOOK! A SAUNA!
C: OUUU WHAT KIND?
*Janet shows him the small sauna*
C: OH! A HOT ONE!
J: ...... Aren't all saunas hot???!?!??!
C: 👀

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“You ever take hand warmers and put them on your balls?”

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“The only thing that could ruin this morning would be if a bird shat in my mouth right now!”