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I love cheese. cheddar mainly

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Does anyone else look at their pet like “you are the light of my life”? Because look 🥹

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Whoever left a jolly rancher in the seat pocket of my car, your moms a hoe.

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I’m sorry but those videos of people going over how expensive their outfit is is not impressive. I get more joy on your steals and deals from thrifting

[maddi @mischiefmaddied]

Twitter feels like Hogwarts when it was under rule by Dolores Umbridge

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@CanThankMe_Now I’m crying it’s fine I’m fine 🥲

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Being in your late 20s just feels awkward

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Buying a house and going to Mexico the next day IS NOT THE MOVE. I strongly advise against

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*excited for my boyfriend to start calling be pet names*

The pet name: Bean

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@outtaKIRiousity @LEXIcanI_ About right

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@outtaKIRiousity YAS

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My friends have come up with their own names for Millie. Here are a few of them:
Millionaire
Millson
Millard
Mama Millie

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@outtaKIRiousity PHILLY

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Someone send me fries and ranch please. It’s one of those days

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Dogs are weird

[IcyHot Patch @Icy_hotpatch]

Sorry I can't hang out I have to itch the mosquito bite on my ankle until I reach bone

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If I send you a meme or video you’ve already seen, just humor me and act like it’s your first time seeing it. Stop with this “oh yeah I saw this yesterday” bs

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I can say that finally being in a healthy relationship after being in a completely toxic one is a complete breath of fresh air and I just 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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I’m still a 10 😤

[Jazyn @jazyn5]

She a 10 but all she do is sleep and overthink

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Just casually thinking about the time I called a woman dumb on Facebook and she threatened to call my work and I said “please do”