Debbie Thornberry

[E5 @E5THXR]

I thought the whole point of identifying your attachment style is to work towards becoming secure - not declaring it and expecting everyone around you to endlessly accommodate

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Caleb truly is the voice of our generation

[Debbie Thornberry @stupidchills]

@LizzyStarrrdust Lmfao nah sometimes I just enjoy the company of my friends??

[siyyan @sctterbraind]

i really wanna see a show do the brian storyline successfully bc in theory the idea of the sound guy falling in love with a main character in a mockumentary is SO FUN.

[Gene Park @GenePark]

Chris Hansen and his team still have a knack for showmanship. the angles here, the back and forth edits for dialogue, the way Hansen looks away like an apathetic god when he says “what did you think of my shows”

[Debbie Thornberry @stupidchills]

@fckhackerscld @daiselover96 @lukeuniversity_ @sagethetaurus__ LMAO

[࣪˖ ⚢ ˚ ꪑɑ౿𝗏౿ ⟢ 🪽pain era @myrottedsoul]

me too, konan. me too.

[Dat @DatDaDatty]

THEY PLAYED NARUTO BLUE BIRD AT TINY DESK

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Chris Hansen’s voice vs Robert Pattinson’s voice in ‘Primetime’

[goma @soigomaa]

If you're ever lost/stranded change your voicemail immediately to say where you are, who you were with, what time you arrived etc. When people notice you're missing and start calling you, the voicemail may just save your life especially if your phone goes dead or you have no service.

[zillionaire nae @Deenaeeee]

“Was he fun to be around or was I fun and he was just around”

[Debbie Thornberry @stupidchills]

@pjsrobertson @faith_vtch Terrifying

[tk @tkisrage]

So Tobey Maguire is the only Spider-Man that organically makes webs, the others need web shooters, but that doesn’t really make sense lol, why can they not make webs?? So basically you can run on walls and have fast instincts but no webs lmaoo nigga you are cockroach man

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[` @schiz04renic]

we really lost the art of friends coming over just to hang out

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[Debbie Thornberry @stupidchills]

Oh but you turned your comments off after making a weak point…ok

[nastyyyy ꕤ @tniwannaget]

oh but only Ariana Grande is responsible for your kids… ok