Paranoid Devin

This is a parody account however my dream job would be to work for #BigBrother. Everyone is a #bombsquad member. Left my Ed Hardy shirts at home #BB16 #BBDevin

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Dont' forget i tweet from the house all week. Not just live events. So follow me with your main accounts as well
#BB16

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@Dr_Boughetto if someone goes in my room while its unattended, I'm gonna go see what's up

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@SeteMTL2012 my thoughts exactly

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If #BBDaVonne freaks out this bad over walking into a room, imagine when something serious actually happens. #BB17 #BigBrother

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Audrey is trying to be me. Original 16 person alliance right here. #bombsquad #BB17 #BigBrother

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Bout ready to watch this minor league baseball game. Plus I brought my favorite snack, protein powder.

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@mal32918
I'm gonna research which team has more parents,
That's the team I will pull for. You know how I feel about people with children

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@mal32918 Once I left the house, and zack left, a lot of the entertainment left for sure.

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@hatemyfingjob Regular season Seahawks vs Packers

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Anyone watching #NFLKickoff tonight? After #BB16 of course.

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@Derrick_L13 is a very smart player, I hope he wins.
You know how I feel about people with kids, I have a daughter of my own!
#BB16

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Might sit back, drink a gallon of protein mix and watch some Trailer Park Boys
#BB16 #Netflix

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Who is ready for the live eviction tonight? And who will be the next member of the jury?
#BB16

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@LaurenAlex_12
Nobody cares about bombsquad devin anymore.
Sad

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@DevinShepBB16 Hope you like my parody account.
I liked you as a player, you at least provided entertainment this year.

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Who wants to see me if Big Brother does an all-stars?
#BB16

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Good morning all, just choked down 47 raw eggs. Should be enough protein to last me an hour or so.

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Being in the house was great. Being at home looking at myself in the mirror while watching the show on tv? Priceless

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Who do you all think will make it to final 2?

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@LaurenAlex_12 I like to bench press her while she watched tv

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Zach has lost his mind. And that's coming from a crazy man.
#BB16