mentioned to my coworker that I was trying to get more tan in general and she was completely horrified and said being pale added to my aura 😭😭😭 thanks I guess?
saw my (peruvian) neighbor while I was outside burying the contents of a spell jar and we ended up having a whole convo in spanish about my garden & he told me the spanish word for each of the vegetables i’m growing & gave me a bunch of flower pots 😭🫶🏻 this is my America
me when my friends are having a bad day: that’s your anxiety talking. i promise it won’t always feel like this and I love you no matter what
me when i have a bad day: this time i have finally realized the Truth. that i am bad and my life will never get better
The most disastrous consequence of American globalism was Europeans saying “y’all” and “ain’t”. Its like seeing a dog hold a spoon. Very unusual and very scary.