jay milward

[jay milward @stupidjayquotes]

I have no shame in getting my little hobbit feet out in primark for the passing girls #lovefeet #sockslikeheaven

[jay milward @stupidjayquotes]

Do the holes in crocks seriously let your dignity leak out? #seriousquestion #needtoknow

[jay milward @stupidjayquotes]

Do you know how much I love ice blasts? #heaveninacup #iceicebaby

[Donal @proff_orange]

Is Anthony Joshua human or na?

[jay milward @stupidjayquotes]

@stupidjayquotes I'd say I'm more of a bath fan to be honest

[jay milward @stupidjayquotes]

A 35-13 win for glos today with 14 men shows what a quality team we are!! Need to sort the disapline!! #glawsfamily

[jay milward @stupidjayquotes]

Sometimes things are just out of your reach but you have to jump and take them #topshelfofsainsburys #iwantpinklemonade

[jay milward @stupidjayquotes]

I can smell myself having a nose bleed any minute, it's in the air #noselikeatap

[jay milward @stupidjayquotes]

5 references from the same bird, she must be a wizard #hogwarts

[jay milward @stupidjayquotes]

In case you didn't know, my head was considered a planet for a short time #fact

[jay milward @stupidjayquotes]

Sometimes I look out the window to contemplate my life, then I run away because I'm scared of glass #shattereddreams #millwardsmind

[jay milward @stupidjayquotes]

Thought I could fit in the tumble dryer, turns out my head couldn't fit #nothinginthere #legoman

[jay milward @stupidjayquotes]

The worst dream I ever had, I was being chased and got eaten by a digestive biscuit #attackofthecrumbs #millwardsmind