Jarhead

[Jarhead @stupidmarine]

I’m always done to bang a torta, but in this heat you already know that muff stanky

[Jarhead @stupidmarine]

Can we just start dropping these protesters, obviously they don’t have jobs and are a burden on society

#whatwouldadolfdo

[Jarhead @stupidmarine]

White boy summer is officially here, I’m so excited I may just fuck a fat chick

[Jarhead @stupidmarine]

Finally got, got

[Jarhead @stupidmarine]

Just got out of a work meeting, what can I say I’m a grinder

[Jarhead @stupidmarine]

WE ARE SO BACJ

[Jarhead @stupidmarine]

Ex just added me on Snapchat after I had her removed two years ago, wild day

[Jarhead @stupidmarine]

Going dt tmr to a jewelry store client, you think I can convince him to give me a Rolex?

[Jarhead @stupidmarine]

I’m quitting my job and becoming a professional gambler

[Jarhead @stupidmarine]

@MattHardy502 @AB84 Dawg I do dress like that, just not in public and typically I’m not wearing pants

[The PC Bulldog @thepcbulldog]

At least he would be upfront about it. #marykate hit his line

[Jarhead @stupidmarine]

This whole ole miss dad thing has me thinking that this is some shit my dad would definitely do to me

[Jarhead @stupidmarine]

@MattHardy502 Be sure to counter sue for emotional distress

[Jarhead @stupidmarine]

Physically in the office mentally on marvel rivals carrying @WaterPark750

[Jarhead @stupidmarine]

I gotta stop eating two subway footlongs in one sitting

[Jarhead @stupidmarine]

Haven’t been to the doctor in 2 years I think it’s time

[Jarhead @stupidmarine]

Girls that still have their parents pay for their stuff out of college need to just shut the fuck up

[The Observer @UncleMikeyLA]

Yea go ahead and boo our anthem again, fuckin snow Mexicans