Sayu 🐙

Kya mila yaha aake?

[Sayu 🐙 @stupidsayu]

Ye bishops wale to khudke shaadi mai bhi unka school ka jacket pehenke jayege

[Sayu 🐙 @stupidsayu]

@LAYS is the pampered single child who has never learnt sharing and would give you one piece out of the entire packet if asked to share.
80:20 air to chips ratio ???

[Sayu 🐙 @stupidsayu]

i think what’s ironic is when women go out for protesting about assault and have to constantly be aware of their surroundings so they don’t get assaulted.

[Sayu 🐙 @stupidsayu]

Reel to mai bhi bana leti par naa mai gungunati hu naa muskuraati hu sirf chhoti moti baato par mu fulaati hu

[Sayu 🐙 @stupidsayu]

if you’re going to post your relationship on your main don’t forget to post why you broke up because bro we’re deeply invested in whatever that was

[Sayu 🐙 @stupidsayu]

Nancy Tyagi is the perfect example of “people will hate on you and laugh at you unless they see its famous to support you”

[Sayu 🐙 @stupidsayu]

Explained the concept of ‘ galentines’ to this one mf and he went “OH KITTY PARTY?”

[Sayu 🐙 @stupidsayu]

Will teach my daughter to be worshipped so she isn’t fascinated by someone’s lame son doing the barest of the bare minimum like peeling an orange for her

[Sayu 🐙 @stupidsayu]

I’m not ignoring you, i’m watching cringe Chinese reel shorts dramas on youtube so you’re just gonna have to wait

[Sayu 🐙 @stupidsayu]

You’re scared of getting your heart broken i’m scared of putting my retainers back in

[Sayu 🐙 @stupidsayu]

Jinka birthday Jan - May mai hota hai, what do you look forward to for the rest of the year?

[Sayu 🐙 @stupidsayu]

2025 my year fr 🙏

[Sayu 🐙 @stupidsayu]

Syllabus tha isliye jaane diya, series hoti to ek raat mai khatam hojaati

[Sayu 🐙 @stupidsayu]

So happy for how popular and recognised @AnuvJain has become all because of his hardwork and dedication 🤍 {truly miss when he was underrated because back then he was “my love all mine all mine”}

[Sayu 🐙 @stupidsayu]

@mota_sakshi Thode din ruko

[Sayu 🐙 @stupidsayu]

How is EVERYBODY hiding their spotify wrapped this year where are the “we dont want to see your wrap” haters now 😭😭😭 what was this year 😭😭

[Sayu 🐙 @stupidsayu]

Non-Punekars coming to Pune and disturbing the entire dynamic of the once quiet and completely traffic free city and then stating how they hate pune because of the “dating life”?
Bro you guys are only living in Pune making it difficult for actual Punekars to function so stfu ???

[Sayu 🐙 @stupidsayu]

Always thought air was free until i paid 28 rs for air in the 30rs @Doritos packet

[Sayu 🐙 @stupidsayu]

If I ever open a clothing store, instead of trial rooms I will have tripods recording you because aise bhi tum sabne Instagram pe sabke saamne kapde pehenne utaarne hai