blizzards&booze

my mom told me that if I like wait for things then good things will happen to me dude

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Have you ever internally screamed but like a little out loud?

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@_kyrapalmer 🙋🏻‍♀️ but after dose #2 cuz that’s responsible

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Ever wanna reply to someone’s story ~yikes~ but can’t cuz it’s rude

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Nurses collectively destroying someone that shits on them is my love language

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My sister: “Did you know uhaul and Home Depot support Trump?”
Me: “probably cuz they’re all orange”

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https://t.co/yfnLzvt0R0

[hannah @hsawyerrrr]

seth rogen explaining it in the simplest way possible

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I’m just gonna day this once so listen up: injustice is not negated by another tragic death.
Stop comparing the Minneapolis tragedy to the Grand Forks tragedy.

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WHO LET ME HAVE BLOND HAIR

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@jameelynae What a fucking waste of my life watching that

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“Jack Black? A national treasure”

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This winter storm is like a punch in the mouth tbh

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It was my workaversary today 😂🤠

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One of the nurses I used to work with as an aide says “Hey Nurse” every time she sees me and honestly? Confidence booster

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I was cranky so Wyatt put all my favorite songs in a playlist to listen to on the way home so I would cheer up. I love him 😊

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We had patients coding yesterday and I got an urgent email because not all the bell ringer shifts were full yet. Wild.

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

My wife left me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends. A lesser man might whine and complain, but instead I'm just playing Chumbawamba's 1997 hit "Tubthumping" over and over and over. On the jukebox at their bar. Using the TouchTunes app.