Stupid Stork

Writer. Infertile. Ant Killer. Lemon Pusher. Tooshie Slapper. Ninja Warrior.

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1.) I have a new twitter - it's @dearmoofblog. Please follow me there! I've lost most of you.
2.) New blog post: https://t.co/9IdrwkBtyc

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I HAVE MOVED TWITTER ACCOUNTS. I AM NOW AT @DearMoofBlog. PLEASE come find me, it's easier than finding all of you! xoxoxo

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Wrote another blogpost on the new blog! Come visit me. :) https://t.co/5OI2DPNqjr

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Post #2 on New Blog! https://t.co/xTyAl3NtmZ Sidenote - if I started a twitter acct for new blog, can I change name on this one? Or all new?

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@immotileturtle I do have fibromyalgia! Are we friends on Facebook? (So confused as to who's who on FB). It's easier if you message me there

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If anyone out there remembers me - now that LO is almost 2, I'm starting a new blog called Dear Moof, come over! https://t.co/7WCWx4GKOO

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@MarkDuplass And PS I hate that with the character limit twitter makes me write you like a 14 year old who desperately wants to be cool.

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@MarkDuplass HBO has given me blueballs. Carnivale, The Comeback, Togetherness. I NEED to know what would've happened to your characters.PLZ

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@MarkDuplass I wish, for us HUGE fans, you'd just tell us a BIT about what would've happened to these characters. A lil gift for loyalty,plz

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@jayduplass I wish, for us HUGE fans, you could tell us a BIT about what would've happened to these characters. A lil gift for loyalty. Plz.

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So if anyone still pays attention - starting a new blog in next couple of days. Stupid stork becomes a PAIL blogger. Stay tuned.

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@jayduplass would you *please* consider letting fans know what would have happened. I have togetherness blue balls. Loved your show. Loved.

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Leonardo DiCaprio holds his Oscar and waits for feeling to enter him.

"Nothing," he whispers to himself. The people cheer.

"Nothing."

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This creepy animated Barbie movie villain is Ted Cruz https://t.co/8Pg22bX1g9

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Trump is polling very high with people on my timeline who angrily @ me with the wrong "your" and "you're."

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@graybluebird @Ms_Baby_Makin you can fill one with grilled cheese?!?! I have dream home porn

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@tessajdhSMC well that's fucking brilliant. Adding that one.

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@CatieField me too! I have one for 50s, 60s, 70s, feminism & just general history

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@Ms_Baby_Makin I could TOTALLY do just Harry Potter

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@hardlygracie I once was able to on my phone select which categories I wanted! So now selected ones are actually great