stu

writer, reader, saltine fiend

[stu @sturailleur]

literally every other brand (including other products in the fenty line) has lighter shades. like who cares. buy one of their lip glosses and grow up girl it's makeup not insulin. nobody is making u spend money

[azzlyn💞💛 @mulalovergirl]

LMAOAOA Fenty is prob the only make up brand that receives these types of complaints🤣🤣🤣

[stu @sturailleur]

@sorry_hat thick lobster with angel numbers on her thigh

[stu @sturailleur]

yeah its probably fine since i only poop 999,999 times a day

[stu @sturailleur]

my beautiful talkative gf unfortunately. like baby.. shut up or hand it over

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

Me watching the blunt burn while my friend is telling a story

[Gladio Langford @fearthe_void]

It’s insane that we don’t talk about the British empire like we do the Nazis

[stu @sturailleur]

lord deliver me from cyclospora as i enjoy this laab and lettuce wrap.

[stu @sturailleur]

@mcmansionhell nevermind the upfront bureaucratic hassle to change your name in the first place, then you need to spend the rest of your life lugging around extensive documentation of said name change to prove your identity. and god forbid u get divorced

[stu @sturailleur]

@KingJameson7 someone's gotta be faking it

[patark @orbofweed]

weed is a scheduled drug alright... scheduled for after work !

[stu @sturailleur]

ive been not using twitter for like 3 years and i forgot the incredible inanity that all discourse on here achieves. it is truly incredible

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

how do i get a higher paying job as a low functioning / useless person

[stu @sturailleur]

@zayzoonNOW in a perfect world this wouldve been jojo siwa

[stu @sturailleur]

necker..i hardly know her

[stu @sturailleur]

not one explicable proper noun for employed adults

[stu @sturailleur]

not one explicable proper noun for employed adults

[stu @sturailleur]

unironic lip smackers wearer. i cannot hate on this

[ava @westcoastwinter]

Unfortunately the handwriting is killing me

[stu @sturailleur]

i kiss my cat along her body like she is a corn cob and she loves it more than anything. motherhood is so unique

[stu @sturailleur]

i kiss my cat

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

For the surprising amount of people who don’t know: the cilantro aversion is when you pretend cilantro tastes like soap for attention

[stu @sturailleur]

IBS is the great equalizer

[mia @httpsosweet]

the honeymoon phase of the relationship actually doesn't go away if you love each other