Homer Simpson

21. MK7.5 fiesta. 87 fiero. cars. life. raben tire. get at me

[Homer Simpson @sturgeon415]

Happy birthday to me #nobodylikesyouwhenyoure23

[Homer Simpson @sturgeon415]

Something is just great about being able to call the girl of your dreams yours

[Homer Simpson @sturgeon415]

@hadley_haley damnit lil nigga

[Homer Simpson @sturgeon415]

Anyone bored and wanna come hangout while I do a fuel pump

[Orion Pax ✊ @_AmethystDawn_]

it's a violent pornography, chocking chicks & sodomy!

[Homer Simpson @sturgeon415]

Hell at least someone texts me
.....thanks mom

[Homer Simpson @sturgeon415]

Why is beer pong not an Olympic sport?

[Homer Simpson @sturgeon415]

So Saturday I learned don't sleep and drive....
Idk how I even lived let alone was able to walk away
But I'm sore

[Homer Simpson @sturgeon415]

Drinking at the bar....alone
I have an issue

[Homer Simpson @sturgeon415]

Currently drinking a beer with my freshman English teacher....

[Homer Simpson @sturgeon415]

I need another tattoo
Ideas?

[Homer Simpson @sturgeon415]

It's nice being able to smile

[Homer Simpson @sturgeon415]

The beauty of grace is that it makes life unfair

[Homer Simpson @sturgeon415]

Every motherfucking time

[Homer Simpson @sturgeon415]

I can smell your bullshit a mile away

[Homer Simpson @sturgeon415]

I love watching TV half drunk in an empty house. ....fuck yea

[Homer Simpson @sturgeon415]

Damn near just had a lift fail while I was under it
So in other words
I about had a car fall on me

[Homer Simpson @sturgeon415]

Ever have something eat at you to no end
But it really shouldn't bother you?

[Homer Simpson @sturgeon415]

Forever surviving on caffeine nicotine and very little sleep