Stuart Dallas

I make software when I’m not busy trying to stay alive.

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

Please note that I am NOT the football player. Try @dallas_stuart instead.

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

The joy of #SmallProphets led me to write a short proposal for how the @BBC could, and should, introduce an iPlayer subscription without replacing the TV licence. Probably not an original thought, but I enjoyed exploring it.

https://t.co/leuntmfwHz

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

After many years of suspecting this to be the case, I've concluded that nobody cares about many of the things I find myself caring about.

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

“I’m too old to be governed by fear of dumb people.”

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

“You’re not fat, you’re carbs!”

🤯

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

"Broken people save broken people."

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

The human condition is a terminal illness, but that’s no reason to abandon your humanity.

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

Real life is what happens between the important moments.

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

“Credit goes to the respective owner.”

Can someone please tell me when it became acceptable to steal content so long as you put this meaningless sentence at the end of it?

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

Got hit by a wave of wisdom this morning, but it didn't last long so it's ok.

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

Instagram: revealing the world through every possible filter.

X: revealing the world without filters.

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

2000 was 25 years ago. If I knew then what I know now…

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

@nihiinn_ Nobody is forcing you to wear heels. I didn’t choose this.

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

On the off chance you’re not going to live forever why not take a shot at being happy now?!

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

The word unnatural is the most unnatural concept humans have ever created!

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

@RRR0BYN Not true. They also taught him that it’s ok, even funny, to humiliate people on social media. And the cycle continues.

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

@shanselman This is what religious devotion looks like; everything else, including family, takes a back seat.

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

I'll be fine now, I've started learning Kubernetes.

Step two ✅

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

I feel like a shadow of my former self. I hadn't realised until recently how much the past couple of years have taken out of me. And I'm honestly not sure how to build it back up.

The bright side? I know there's a problem, so step one ✅

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

@teej_dv Not a language, more of a cult(ure)

[Stuart Dallas @stut]

You call that old? 9-pin d ftw!

[Nat Miletic @natmiletic]

Yeah you might be old, but are you this old?