Jared

I fight for what's right.

[Jared @stuymaluy]

When I talk to young people at work...

Them: We are on the same page
Me: We are not. You are excited to go out partying... I'm excited to get a new dishwasher...

[Jared @stuymaluy]

Right when I'm going to bed
Me: Try to relax, and not think about anything stressful
My brain: You mean like all those things you need but can't afford...?
#RELAX #dontdoit #stopit #sleepingin2026

[Jared @stuymaluy]

My family has this great holiday tradition where we find out what ingredients we are missing in recipes, and drive around seeing which stores are open and have them. #blessed #itstradition #happyholidays

[Jared @stuymaluy]

I didn't realize how easy it was for me to tell a lie until I had a toddler... #thuglife #liefordays

[Jared @stuymaluy]

One of the hardest parts of the holidays, is watching your kid put fun stickers around uninspired, then get upset when they can't take them off... Slowly growing your anxiety and why you have a pile of stickers in a drawer you will never use... #stickerproblems #stressfreelife

[Jared @stuymaluy]

One of the finer joys of the holidays is telling random young relatives in front of their parents that, for their present you decided to donate to their onlyfans account this year. #Joy #merrychristmasyoufilthyaninimal #onlyfans

[Jared @stuymaluy]

I showed my son "Stranger Things". He didn't like it and looked scared. But don't worry, he is only two, so I plenty of time to work on his preferences. #StrangerThings

[Jared @stuymaluy]

One of my favorite parts of the summer tourism season is listening to someone explain, in detail to someone else, something they know nothing about, entirely inaccurately #summerpeoplesomearenot #tourism #tourist

[Jared @stuymaluy]

All I wanted to do was feed the hummingbirds... I didn't know I would start a turf war amoung them #hummingbird #itsturfornothing

[Jared @stuymaluy]

Is everyone else stressed about what is going on in the background if they are making this much of a spectacle to distract us? #wtf #thepainisreal #daddyisnothappy

[Jared @stuymaluy]

Thank you!

[Jared @stuymaluy]

Can people start sending out memes about how many weeks until it's nice out? #summer #isitsummeryet #thecountdownisreal

[Jared @stuymaluy]

Does anyone else, for no reasonable reason feel brown sugar is healthier than regular sugar...? #healthnut #healthfreak
#HealthyAging

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

WOW.

History Dr. Timothy Snyder just completely debunked and embarrassed Marjorie Taylor Greene after she kept pushing the narrative of Nazis in Ukraine.

“On the question of Nazis, I’ve written two books as a historian about Nazis and the holocaust. On the question of Ukrainian nationalism, I am the leading scholar of that subject in North America. I’ve been writing about it for 20 years.

"If the chamber is interested in the degree of far right participation in Ukrainian politics, you can be assured that no far right party has every surpassed 3% in a Ukrainian election. So of course there are bad people in any country but by any comparative standard, it’s a very small phenomenon.

"In Russia, on the other hand, the army includes openly Nazi formations… The government, itself, is fascist in character, and is carrying out a war that includes the deportation of children by the 10s of thousands, the open intention of destroying a state, as well as mass torture.

"So if we’re looking for fascism, and if there is anyone who is sincerely concerned about halting fascism or racism, you’d look to halt Russia."

[Jared @stuymaluy]

@Matt_Pinner Can I go for a year?

[Jared @stuymaluy]

@Matt_Pinner I'll raise you two months

[Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓 @BY1959]

Tough Room.

[Jared @stuymaluy]

@bigjimmurray I'll go to the food isle

[Savage @Savageboston]

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[Red @SurvivingGrady]

The Red Sox will be wearing a 49 patch on their jerseys this season to honor Tim Wakefield and my response is a hearty thumbs up.