Every true crime story ever:
Somebody in SOME DEPARTMENT NOT DOING THEIR JOB.
What do you mean you didn’t collect evidence at the crime scene? You over there “lost” a piece of evidence? You ruled it as suicide after investigating for 38 minutes? Nah fam.
Women in love be applying so much pressure it’s hard to compete, you thinking “Ok she showed out for my birthday I gotta do some big shit for hers” then she just walk through the door with some shit she bought you just cuz it’s Tuesday, now you already down 2-0 in the series
I’m at a dangerous point in my life where I don’t know if my headache is bc I haven’t drank enough water or if I haven’t drank enough coffee.
*sips iced coffee*