Simon Wood 🌹

never had the makings of a varsity athlete

[Simon Wood 🌹 @stwood91]

Nile Rogers reading this tweet

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

Ban the word Chic I'm so serious

[Simon Wood 🌹 @stwood91]

The amount of times I’ve got halfway to work and had to turn back for this reason is incalculable 🙃

[alicia @_altxx]

Bloody forgot to put my bin out. Happy Wednesday

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@ushersbakehouse @GaryUsher_ you going to be selling that unbeatably good focaccia? Asking for a mate 👀. Me, I’m the mate.

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Hey Twitter, we have a winner 🤣

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

All in all it’s just another brick in the balls.

[Simon Wood 🌹 @stwood91]

@dave_wood104 1914-1945 called, they want their title back

[John Aldridge @Realaldo474]

Gotta feel sorry for Dortmund tonight 😩Real Madrid just know how to do it👏15 times !and there’s us Lfc fans thinking that 6 times is brilliant 😉imagine having won 1 ,or 3😩😩YNWA

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@PaysanChester 🤣

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@MundialMag @tobytarrant that you in the cap pal?

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@PaysanChester @dave_wood104 🤤

[Simon Wood 🌹 @stwood91]

@PaysanChester @ShitChester I can will DM you now

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@LateKickJosh just went to buy a couple of any given Saturday tour t shirts from the shop but you don’t ship outside the US? Is there any other way to purchase for delivery to the UK?

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@FloridaGators @FLvsGA @TMobile @dave_wood104 I reckon we might be the only ones here?

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@elliotthomass They just love having the limelight now unfortunately son. VAR is the worst thing to happen to football it’s absolutely shite

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@dave_wood104 @brandonspikes55 Can’t be many!

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@adamrowecomedy @HWCCLiverpool @AlexandersLive @andy_parry

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@shouldhaveanima @RobertsPhee

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@buitengebieden @RobertsPhee

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@paddypower @RobertsPhee