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[Steven Wright @stwright]

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Not bad for my first time! Nice little game.

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[Steven Wright @stwright]

@taymckay2point0 Fucken Fuckht

[Steven Wright @stwright]

@taymckay2point0 Dude! The best

[Steven Wright @stwright]

@VirginAtlantic Stuck in a hallway at Heathrow waiting for 4404 to LA. Signs said “gate open, head to gate” but it’s closed. No seats out here, no water fountains, and a long walk back to nearest shops with no idea when it might open. @Delta

[Steven Wright @stwright]

@taymckay2point0 And did I just open twitter purely to see your tweets about it? Why yes I did

[Steven Wright @stwright]

@taymckay2point0 I watched the whole panel and that teaser did not disappoint

[Steven Wright @stwright]

@taymckay2point0 I’m also really impressed and pretty jealous of this day of yours.

[Steven Wright @stwright]

@taymckay2point0 I just opened Twitter for the first time in months and this thread makes me so happy

[Steven Wright @stwright]

@Jaaaaaaaaaaake I never open twitter anymore, but just saw this and yep 😘😘

[Steven Wright @stwright]

11 @united staff who can do nothing but take a bag drop, while a long line waits fo the 2 staff manning "additional services"

[Steven Wright @stwright]

Sorry for catcalling you in Echo Park like a piece of musical meat @DeLongMusic 🙊

[Steven Wright @stwright]

Twitter has become the app I open once every few months to berate a company for poor service.

[Steven Wright @stwright]

@taymckay Same!

[Steven Wright @stwright]

@SpiritAirlines has managed to create an online checkout process that makes you literally hate them by the time it's over.

[Steven Wright @stwright]

@carmeldea I am! My 2nd time, staying with some friends. Maybe we'll have a chance to say hello :)

[Steven Wright @stwright]

@carmeldea (from way, way out in left field) me too! OSL! 😆

[Steven Wright @stwright]

@taymckay By millennials, you mean the "entitlement generation," right? 😑