Al

Gooner. Scared of midgets & jelly. Mainly on here to support actual women at a time when they're so under threat, and to find dodgy streams of Arsenal games.

[Al @Stwutter]

@Skazztown Yeah, but not much bloody choice.

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@jk_rowling I gave my wife a kidney last year.

I'm guessing TRANSplant is in there? I've used it many times to piss loonies off.

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@DailyAFC The Guardian? Who was first? Presumably a black, disabled, transgender footballer?

Not Jewish though.

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The only thing no one seems to have noticed about the David Coote ref. furore is that he was right - Klopp is a Cunt.

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@KuyVon @LBC @lewis_goodall No she can't.

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@iAnonPatriot You need to have a word with whoever touched your eyebrows.

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@mus99z I expect them to dig up Francis Lee and interview him.

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I did a stream.

https://t.co/CgIKUC0HOz

#msfs2020

Follows appreciated.

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@InvertTheWing The delusion runs deep. Reeaaally deep.

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I honestly think @o2uk rotate their call centre staff daily. Just had the most mind-numbingly banal call with someome who basically said 'Computer says no...' to every question I had. Trash.

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@Kiplaa254 @piersmorgan You must be on drugs?

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@Mrjamieohara1 Christ. When you get anti-Arsenal, footballing nonentities saying this, then something really is fucked up.

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@HumzaYousaf Not it doesn't, liar. So, thus far, you're anti-women, anti-womens sports and a race-baiter.

Anything else we should add?

[Maia Poet🦎 @thepeacepoet99]

Kids believe what adults tell them because kids naturally trust adults.

Nothing is more egregious than a trusted adult caregiver telling a child that he or she was “born wrong”.

Stop telling kids that they can only become whole when entire parts of their bodies are removed.

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@princeKOKO Another one who can dish it out, but can't take it.

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@PrinceK0K0 @SoniaAdesara @SkyNews Then that's a control problem, not registered vaping outlets. That's like buying paracetamol from a bloke on the street.

I hope you don't have children also, as I imagine you've had them with your sister.

[Al @Stwutter]

@SoniaAdesara @SkyNews Astonishingly ignorant.

Vaping is 95% safer than smoking. I gave up in 2018. I no longer cough muck up every morning, run 20 miles a week and last year was deemed healthy enough to donate a kidney.

Ban disposables and crack down on sales outside of proper vape stores.

Solved

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@Tanni_GT If pre-booked, fair. If not, wheelchair uses are barely 1% of the population. All this 'there should be someone at every station at all times' garbage. What next? All the doorways should be 7ft as about 1% of the population is 6ft 5in+?

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Tories are Liars. So is this man.

Maybe they all are?