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[Zero @stx_zero]

i like how the guys in the cs are calling this 🤡 out on his bs
the section of our fanbase that do not understand a thing about football

[s @exfootballfan]

Another horrible misprofiling by Carrick was playing Baleba higher up the pitch. Every time we lost the ball in transition, he had to sprint back when he should’ve been the deepest midfielder protecting the defence.

[Zero @stx_zero]

Women will die before admitting they liked the guy first.

“He has a crush on me” = she liked him first but won’t say it

[Moróunmúbọ̀ Àjoké 💜 @Dee_jumai]

Cute guy at my gym has a crush on me, he’s always yapping while texting me but he’s very shy in person 🤣

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Nobody’s boyfriend
Nobody’s first choice
Nobody’s best friend
Nobody’s favorite
Nobody’s anything

[Zero @stx_zero]

He’s still playing like he’s managing an injury

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨🇵🇹 BRUNO FERNANDES MASTERCLASS vs Denmark:

• 90 minutes
• 2 ASSISTS 🅰️🅰️
• 5 Chances created — MOST in the game
• 3 Big chances created
• 7 Passes into the final third

Captained his country and absolutely RAN the show.

MAN OF THE MATCH. Our Magnifico. 🎩

[Zero @stx_zero]

Are you guys hiring ?

[esentry @esentry_mssp]

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[Zero @stx_zero]

@UncleSidequest @sarrah_bellus MACHO MUSK $MM

[Zero @stx_zero]

Its called REMONTADA

[Zero @stx_zero]

beep man

[dera 🥷 @Clinton_AFC]

Eze man…..this type of jersey neva tire you?? 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Zero @stx_zero]

Spain’s goals , Just Man City defenders doing what they do best making errors.

Fitting really, after getting found guilty on 114 of those 115 charges 😂

#ENGESP #ENG #UNL #EPL

[Zero @stx_zero]

“I really gotta listen to all the shit she saying “

[Zero @stx_zero]

@Cloudd https://t.co/0fUTDdbVb7

[grace ꩜ @womanxgod]

bro i'm in tears

[Zero @stx_zero]

Its clearly a tactical instruction
The one on the other wing too larps on the touchline

[🌐 @isoquince]

Mbeumo glued to the touchline is a waste of everybody’s time

[Zero @stx_zero]

this is the best time to sack him

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

The boss has had his say on today's draw at Fulham 🗣️

[Zero @stx_zero]

WHY?

[Harris🇵🇹 @Harris_Ogun]

I love Tielemans but let’s be honest, he is not the ideal partner to Mainoo…

[Zero @stx_zero]

so that they can scape-goat the young boy when he gets bullied on the pitch right
clown 🤡

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

Until Amad comes back, our front line has to be Cunha-Mbeumo-Lacey. That is the most balanced it can be at the moment.

[Zero @stx_zero]

he needs to be played as the 9 centrally, he was even used there in pre-season.
carrick knows this, but because he wants to accommodate rashford in the team he plays him wide

[Harris🇵🇹 @Harris_Ogun]

Mbeumo btw
Nobody is talking about how Ass he has been since the season started..

Na Amad I blame sha..

[Zero @stx_zero]

i remember that paul pogba handball incident where he lifted his arm to block his face from a shot and it was given as a penalty

this is Same Situation btw

[Mark Robinson @mark_robinson_]

I’m sure all those that were adamant that Harry Maguire handled the ball in the lead up to United’s second goal against Ipswich will be just as adamant that this was handball today and should have been a penalty to United. 🙄

#FULMUN #EPL #MUFC #ManUtd

[Zero @stx_zero]

Are you okay?
Is all well at home ?
Have you eaten ?

[UtdGem🔴 @ManUnitedGem]

Crazy how no one is talking about that bruno miss , oh I forgot he's not RASHFORD !

[Zero @stx_zero]

Are you okay ?

[Blaize ™ @Furious_red_]

Chat, be honest, is Senne Lammens fit to be the long term goalkeeper for Manchester united?

[Zero @stx_zero]

@r3dmufc he has not been quiet
get your facts right