[ˈʤɪl.iən] 🇵🇭

If life is gonna fuck me, it better call me mommy ✨
♈♎♐

[[ˈʤɪl.iən] 🇵🇭 @stxrise]

How my day went...
Me @ 4 pm vs Me @ 6 pm

[[ˈʤɪl.iən] 🇵🇭 @stxrise]

HOT TO GO is my baby shark.

[[ˈʤɪl.iən] 🇵🇭 @stxrise]

Anyways he just congratulated me on my 75 day streak 😂🔥

[[ˈʤɪl.iən] 🇵🇭 @stxrise]

Now why on earth did my now married ex bf just decide to randomly follow me on Duolingo like hello????

[girlcigarette @roadk1llangel]

me n my bf in bed having our debrief about the events of the day

[[ˈʤɪl.iən] 🇵🇭 @stxrise]

NETFLIX HAS ME FEELING LIKE A CRIMINAL FOR USING MY FAMILY'S ACCOUNT I SWEAR

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“I was born in the wrong generation” Okay well if I didn’t have Google Maps I’d kill myself so now what

[[ˈʤɪl.iən] 🇵🇭 @stxrise]

Now why on earth did my now married ex bf just decide to randomly follow me on Duolingo like hello????

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

how it feels to drink a high ABV sour beer

[[ˈʤɪl.iən] 🇵🇭 @stxrise]

Update: After talking to customer service about the delay & my experience after I got...
- $15 worth of credit via delta sky miles
- called poor 💀
- a life long grudge with @delta

[[ˈʤɪl.iən] 🇵🇭 @stxrise]

Wow I can't believe Delta hoed me like that....

(Informed me my flight to my graduation is delayed by 6 hrs 30 minutes before my original flight was supposed to start boarding)

[[ˈʤɪl.iən] 🇵🇭 @stxrise]

Wow being on a SSRI during prime SAD season goes crazy. I can like actually feel the Christmas spirit and shit. I can reflect on the past year and feel good about myself. Insane!!

[[ˈʤɪl.iən] 🇵🇭 @stxrise]

Wow I can't believe Delta hoed me like that....

(Informed me my flight to my graduation is delayed by 6 hrs 30 minutes before my original flight was supposed to start boarding)

[[ˈʤɪl.iən] 🇵🇭 @stxrise]

@CrystalQveer ASDGHJKL CAN CONFIRM

[[ˈʤɪl.iən] 🇵🇭 @stxrise]

Side note: I got some words for the graphic designer for the creatives on the Spotify wrapped... 😡🤜💥

[[ˈʤɪl.iən] 🇵🇭 @stxrise]

It is the (Loveliest) time of year again
@carlyraejepsen (I love u 💕)

[[ˈʤɪl.iən] 🇵🇭 @stxrise]

So today I learned that it is apparently weird to ask people what they put in their salad...

[trash jones @jzux]

healing can look like anything. for instance i’m about to do something insane

[[ˈʤɪl.iən] 🇵🇭 @stxrise]

Me, to my brother: Guess this dog's name.

My brother: Josh.

[[ˈʤɪl.iən] 🇵🇭 @stxrise]

*me drinking water*
My brother: your drinking sounds like when my cat is throwing up.

💀💀💀

[[ˈʤɪl.iən] 🇵🇭 @stxrise]

The phantom of the Opera was just a lil silly guy!! (With some toxic, controlling tendencies)

[[ˈʤɪl.iən] 🇵🇭 @stxrise]

I really want to see the Duolingo owl and the tootsie pop owl fight.

[[ˈʤɪl.iən] 🇵🇭 @stxrise]

Gonna start seeing a new therapist on Friday. Should I make a PowerPoint outlining my trauma for them???