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𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 ———
𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚝
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➸ 𝐟𝐟𝐱𝐯 𝐫𝐩﹔ ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ. 18+.
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@MeteorReporter "Mm... that depends on the present."

Not like Prompto hasn't already forgiven him. But, he's curious. And he smiles almost impishly as he steps closer.

"As long as it's not socks, I think you might just get off the hook this time."

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☆꒱. or noctis, even—

oh! also! oc! @rainymedic! but he's a horny goblin boy so maybe don't actually look at him sweats

okay bye babes

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☆꒱. excuse me i'm just gonna. slap my more active xv accounts down here—
falls over

noctgar; @crowncrypt.
ardyn; @blightbind.
tredd; @warpscar.
(mostly been hanging on the last two as they're my newer ones but noctid is there in my heart)

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Like. Criminal sorta 'buisness partners'.

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@MeteorReporter "I do like it! I was just confused, is all..." He huffs, yet pulls the reporter by his jacket into a little hug.

"Thanks, D. I'll treasure this little pumpkin dude forever."

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@MeteorReporter "I mean why is it here? Not that I'm not happy about it! But... isn't it a little early for pumpkins?"

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@MeteorReporter "I know it's a pumpkin! But why?"

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What's with the pumpkins.

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@MeteorReporter This is the funniest thing you could say about my dick. I'm putting it in my dating profile.

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I call my dick Destoroyah, like the one from the Godzilla movies.

Because it's not that great.

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@KickAssSister All of this is accurate and I honestly can't argue.

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Oh? You mean my peenus weenus?

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@MeteorReporter "I don't know how to dance!"

Not unless it's a TikTok trend, anyway. He just wants attention. And is looping his arms around Dino's neck.

"Isn't it just sorta... swaying?"

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I'm sick and staying in bed, but know that in spirit, I'm slow dancing with a little man.

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How does a wall have an accent? They can't talk.

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Am I calling Dino 'baby' now? I really am sick.

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@MeteorReporter I think it's a little more intricate than that, baby.

[Buuuut he's sliding out of bed in nothing but a baggy shirt. He's interested.]

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@MeteorReporter Do you even know how to slow dance?