✬ steven ✬

23 sexy, funny, married, rich n famous

[₳Ø₭łJł ☠︎ @aokijikaneki]

Saitama giving out his training regiment has to be the funniest plot twist in OPM

[lara @__llaraaaaaa__]

Sex appeal of Saucy Santana

[Majin Gill* @7Thompsoncomics]

Notice how Erik just walked that shit off unlike a certain #SOMEBODY

[evil sinister fucking komodo dragon (bio/paleoomf) @GarlotsBack]

Posts that could only be produced by humans and no other species in the galaxy

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[BLOCKIANA @beammeupblocki]

Why my uncle got me weak omg

[crocodile @crocodilecrisis]

i’d like for this vid to be erased forever, thank you.

[Skitzo @theskitzo_]

this one is right here tho😭

[sean @Haurmeya]

how that paycheck hit when my account was in the negatives

[ruby is a rhaenyra targaryen loyalist @shibuyaday]

everybody so creative

[ً @cryst6ls]

u can be having a horrible day and a tweet like this will put the biggest smile on ur face

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Me: “I should have about $200 left”

Bank balance: $2.13

Me:

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Me on my way home after making everyone at work laugh~because that's the only part of the job I actually enjoy:

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[Rooster @TheRooster]

How I sleep knowing I was the reason bro lost all his games

[BIG BAG JAZ 💰 @JazTheRapper]

this is a top tier joke