lucas paulson

21 year old bum

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

When everyone thinks you are senile, a good strategy is to invoke your hatred of windmills, as there are no famous literary parallels to this

[realeaterforever @realeater4ever]

This the dude driving in front of you when your 20 minutes late to work

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @synaxx_x]

your body captivates my every dream bro hop on the game

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

LeBron James

[Brad Bain @thebradbain]

ok, sure why not

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Richard "Dick" Porn
1938 - 2026

https://t.co/MC7qPVTpPF

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Odysseus after seeing his men BBQing on Thrinacia

[⊹ @htvzn]

WILT. BAM. KOBE.

[Jahmyr Gibbs @Jahmyr_Gibbs1]

UFC 6 Dominck Cruz

[Karl Gustav Kempf @gihrenism]

@buckadeath “In the autumn, eighth month, Dingwei, a close friend of mine passed on to heaven after an obsession with gold.”

[PeeWeeDaPlug @PeeWeeDaPlug]

Fuck yall think they call him bam for?

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[xane @xanesvg]

housekeeping

#deadlock

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Jayson Tatum: Deuce I’m sorry… uncle Jaylen got traded

Deuce Tatum: Hmph. Unsurprising. He was a fool performing the charade of an intellectual. A man of true wisdom would known the impact his online antics would have on a locker room. FATHER!🫰 I demand ice cream! Butter Pecan

[𝐅𝐥𝐨 🎯 @flo_cade]

Imagine he signs with Detroit, we win 75 games next year, we sweep the playoffs and he wins ring #5

When Cade receives his FMVP and is done with his speech, Bron announces he’s retiring gives his speech and crowns Cade in front of everyone

I’m fucking shaking King James😂❤️