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@BaltimoreMrs Yes

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@SPACEdotcom This is awesome!

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@MMortemm

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@ThePlanetaryGuy So freaking cool

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@influence314 @RepMTG @mtgreenee Old man, your ignorance increases with age. Unlike wine, your knowledge ages like a prune in the sun. It gets mushy, and no one likes them.

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@RepMTG Happy Sunday! Remember to vote so we can get dumbasses like her out of office!

[mariana Z @mariana057]

If a bra is an "over the shoulder boulder holder" does that make men's underwear an "under the butt nut hut"?

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@elonmusk @wapodavenport

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@Tesla But you said yourself that robots are bad for humanity.

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@neiltyson Agree

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@3YearLetterman @neiltyson You forbid them from learning about science?! Seriously? I hope this is satire.

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@CAsimulation10 @neiltyson He’s not. Those people who support/believe those things separately (or all of them) are stupid.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Dear Science Deniers,

(Anti-vaxers, anti-maskers, climate hoaxers, flat-Earthers, etc)

You found one another & communicate via stupefyingly advanced technologies that pivot on the discoveries of scientists.

Just thought I’d remind you of that fact.

Sincerely,
Your Smart Phone

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@zachsilberberg I do….

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@NickAdamsinUSA Ya cuz we all remember Reagan’s finest quote, “grab her by the *****” and many other terrible things. And you’re right. He is pretty great…at being a psychopath.

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@lesleyabravanel Sad thing is, Fox News peeps aren’t gonna listen to actual political facts.

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Just cuz. He sucks. #ArrestTrumpNow

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

#ArrestTrumpNow is trending in the United States. Keep retweeting if you think Trump belongs in prison.

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@RepMTG I could waste my time telling you why this comment is ignorant, but you probably don’t actually read/listen to opinions other than your own.

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@HeathenSassy Yes but not as bad as others did.