mighty mouse 🐭

30. Mom. Co-CEO of the Hot Mess Express 🍻 Go Bucks 🏈 🌈🌻🥎 BJM 🤍

[mighty mouse 🐭 @stylealexis09]

They say grass is greener on the other side. How about you just water your damn grass and see if it grows?

[mighty mouse 🐭 @stylealexis09]

I’ve never wanted to scream so bad in my life MOTHERFUCKING LIFE

[mighty mouse 🐭 @stylealexis09]

It’s not even 8am and I’m already pissed off and overstimulated. 😒

[mighty mouse 🐭 @stylealexis09]

I already want to go back to New York and do the things I didn’t go to do because J didn’t want to explore more. 🫠

[mighty mouse 🐭 @stylealexis09]

FLAVA FLAV IS A SWIFTIEEEEEE

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

It’s august here in Paris,,, and these Olympians be livin for the hope of it all

[mighty mouse 🐭 @stylealexis09]

It breaks my heart every single day that I’ll never get to see the Eras tour in person.

[mighty mouse 🐭 @stylealexis09]

Life is literally so wild to me.

[mighty mouse 🐭 @stylealexis09]

The fact that by the end of this week I’ll have gone to see my first broadway show (@CursedChildNYC of course) and it’s Harry Potter day at Yankee stadium Sunday…… my nerd heart is so happy. 🥹🫶🏽

[kira ♡ @kiralovestaylor]

DO. NOT. DROP. THE. BABY. 🥺🤏

[Maddie, CPA (&Cowboy & Cassie & Cooper) @MaddieTheis2]

EVERYBODY WATCH THIS VIDEO RIGHT NOW SO YOU CAN SOB WITH ME OVER HOW CUTE IT IS

[Andrea 🦋🐞 (Taylor’s Version) @AmericanKaw13]

OH MY GOD

[mighty mouse 🐭 @stylealexis09]

Mmmk 😂 Yes, cut off someone who while they can’t hang out with you on a regular basis, given you live hours apart, you’ve always been told you can vent to. And you haven’t, so idk what else to do here lol.

[mighty mouse 🐭 @stylealexis09]

So you bitch about not having anyone to talk to about things, and that no one checks in on you, but when I do it, you not only left the message unread for weeks, but come to find out I’m unfriended.

[mighty mouse 🐭 @stylealexis09]

I really just wanna disappear for a few months 😅

[mighty mouse 🐭 @stylealexis09]

Days like today I wish I could crawl in bed and cuddle with one of the kids, but Jason’s at his dads and Elli is sound asleep in her crib and 1) the crib can’t hold me and 2) screwing up her sleep by moving her and being selfish isn’t fair. So here I lay wide awake but drained.😓

[Joshua Gale @joshuagale75]

Forget the fact that Kylie Kelce is a College Athlete built like brick wall and about 10 inches taller than 'Karen', if you see Jason fucking Kelce just back up to give his wife space, you know some shit is about to go down.

[mighty mouse 🐭 @stylealexis09]

RIP to my sleep schedule for summer…. But hopefully it’ll all be worth it. 👏🏽

[mighty mouse 🐭 @stylealexis09]

Sometimes it’s really hard to keep my mouth shut when I see absurd shit posted on fb when I know them in real life. 🙃

[kris❤️‍🔥 @perfectlyfine89]

Taylor is gonna melt if she sees this

[☔ @Whotfismick]

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[Kimbeяℓy not aIMee ❤️‍🔥 @pnwswiftie]

no one: ….
me at any given moment of any day for absolutely no reason: