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otherworldly superpowerful

[mar @styledelmar]

Why is it so sweet and tender to watch grown men offer each other bites of their respective pastries?
- you wanna bite? (Showing the pastry)
- nah thx. You wanna bite? (Showing the pastry)

[mar @styledelmar]

TFW you order a cortado and get a little cup with a little coffee 😞

[mar @styledelmar]

What is it that humbles hetero men so much when they get to the beach in groups of four, set up their towels, and lather their own bodies in sunscreen except the points they can’t reach around their backs

[mar @styledelmar]

I wish they were still wearing a mask so I didn’t have to see their faces :)

[mar @styledelmar]

My favorite part of staying in a hotel room is the TV commercials.

[mar @styledelmar]

I fractured my right thumb and wrist while trying to get my diva cup out.

[mar @styledelmar]

Can someone bring me water to bed?

[mar @styledelmar]

TFW your work depends on @VogueRunway (menswear S18) links not being broken... is there a support group yet?

[mar @styledelmar]

Pro Tip: make it a long unnecessary layover in London so you can eat ramen at @wagamama_uk 🍲

[mar @styledelmar]

I’ve just been detailed.

[mar @styledelmar]

@tao_lin Do you know how many people die of any of the causes that would have been prevented by vaccination, if they don’t get said vaccine?

[mar @styledelmar]

Does anyone else have trouble with not eating butter when they see it on the kitchen counter?

[mar @styledelmar]

In bed, running out of things to throw at the light switch across the room so I can sleep in the dark. Zzzzxbjzzzz

[mar @styledelmar]

Pro Tip: No matter how many donuts you eat, always eat Nutella Vision last.

[mar @styledelmar]

¿Qué vas a hacer cuando descubras que follar provoca cariño?

[mar @styledelmar]

we live in a world in which millennial pink is a color

[mar @styledelmar]

Don't be fooled, Raya is just an ad channel for @burningman

[mar @styledelmar]

Who brought the hot one?

[mar @styledelmar]

I fell asleep in a hopeless place

[mar @styledelmar]

OMG My friend just emptied her purse on my bed. It's white linen WTF