Ashley Ellis Ross // Parma Jawn

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@UOHelpMe

[Ashley Ellis Ross // Parma Jawn @styledentity]

@UOHelpMe Imagine 1. ordering two pairs of shoes for your events 2. receiving two sets of bowls instead 3. both shoes are sold out now 4. a customer service agent being unapologetic 5. inconveniently having to ship the wrong items back. MAKE THIS RIGHT PLEASE

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@BrilliantIdiots making the album is kind of iconic ngl.

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As a woman who listens to @BrilliantIdiots , Taylor not knowing how a pap smear works is ridiculous.

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The stock videos that come up when you search “black history month” on @canva are kind of bizarre. Y’all should get your team to hop on that ASAP.

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We need a ‘The Dumb Ass Algorithm Is Showing Me All The Small Business Cyber Monday Sales On Tuesday’ extension sale.

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Once Chingy said "gimme whatcha got for a porkchop" I assumed we didn't have to really listen to his lyrics

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Y’all gon stick that arm out and 0.5 zoom y’all selves into oblivion.

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All the AI and photoshop in these pictures just proves for another year in a row that a lot of y’alls actual Halloween costumes are 🗑️.

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Drake making Halloween easy this year.

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@FedExHelp explain. There is no package. This isn’t even my house. Now I don��t have shoes for @Beyonce so you all need to fix this ASAP. I MEAN ASAP.

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Which one of these HBCU marching bands is about to play @VictoriaMonet “On My Momma” like the rent is due? Time is ticking but I’m patiently waiting…

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I still believe 702’s “I Still Love You” was written for Justin Timberlake and nobody can tell me otherwise except @Pharrell

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I still don’t know what I’m wearing to Bey…but I really don’t want to wear silver 😂

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Why y’all don’t be putting your whole boob in the triangle tops anymore? When did we start leaving the bottom part hanging out?

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I really want the wide angle, long arm, phone spinning thing to stop. Auntie is dizzy 😵‍💫

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The red carpet for the BET Awards is the equivalent of going to the club in Richmond. Nobody ever looks like their dressed to go to the same place.

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Now if only we could search for all these missing Black girls like we’re searching for this submarine…

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@ToriaMalia I somehow blame it on the evil bouncer. Everything is his fault, down to the missing submarine.

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@Etsy when can we expect to be able to simultaneously add items to a Pattern site in the new listing form?!