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I’m convinced that if you spend at 1-2 years completely locked in on literally anything in your 20’s, you can coast on that foundation for life. However if you have nothing under your belt by like 30 you might be cooked

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Ever known someone with such a cartoonishly absurd life that you just know if y’all ever freaky friday-ed you wouldn’t even make it a day?

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A retelling of The Odyssey except it’s just me trying to restart an episode of a show on @hulu

[sowmyalation @sowmyya_]

Chess after sex

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Losing your internal monologue is so interesting. It’s like where did you go bro you live here. In my brain

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Have yall ever known someone that somehow someway is just always fucking wrong? Directions,wrong. Takes, wrong. Math, wrong.

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Probably shaving days off my lifespan every time I close my eyes lol

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I wonder how much brain damage
I’ve accumulated because my allergies are so bad that I have deregulated breathing when I sleep…

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My neighbor has been trying his damndest to cultivate a Jerry/Kramer dynamic with me

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@julioescritor Hearing loss accelerated by decades in seconds

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What a big weird world

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@Kingsle24602644 Flaxan*

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@Kingsle24602644 As far as the show, Nolan is aged significantly in the thraxan dimension

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@Variety Lots of renewed Dave Chappelle soft shots…almost as predicted lol

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Ah yes, right

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@MAstronomers @grok is this ai?

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@CrabIsMeat @megigogi Originally engineered bioweapon, mutated by centuries of radiation ☢️

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@CantEverDie Weird I could have sworn I voted on net neutrality

[hannah @shamediarist]

i understand that many are off put by people who don’t cut off their exes. i’m disturbed by people who have zero ties to those they allegedly loved

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

I rewatched one of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies and I forgot that at one point the East India Trading Company straight up blackmails Davy Jones into working for them. It’s like if Amazon captured a Lovecraftian elder god but only made it deliver packages.

It’s genius.