Styles

I’m not a pervert but I feel up my bumps n’ lumps

[Styles @styles8828]

Dear IWC, everyone but you loved the John Cena retirement tour. Get some hobbies that relieve stress and maybe you’ll love wrestling again too.

[ghost. @lekanwyd]

you guys don’t understand how perfect this ending was 😭

[Styles @styles8828]

@BlueBullet1981 @BieksasBurner @TheLineBlender Oh so Slavin, Pessce, Parayko, Hanafin, etc. all lack puck skills and were forced to play defensively 💀💀💀. You’re so stupid bro it’s insane how you even figured out how to make a Twitter account 😭😭😭

[Styles @styles8828]

@PumpkinPerson2 @MarkDec23330949 @shannonpurser Hey don’t blame the skinny pretty people that some lard ass can’t control their weight. If Christian Bale can lose 60lbs for a role so can this bitch 😭😭😭

[Styles @styles8828]

@mattyjonesuk @MarkDec23330949 @shannonpurser There’s many actors who can actually control their weight that get cast instead. Christian Bale can morph is body from being between 120lbs-240lbs. It’s not skinny people’s fault they have self control and can be the perfect weight for any role 🤷‍♂️

[Styles @styles8828]

@RippingToots @bobbyaz85 @thepoetpreneur @VinnysCorner1 No he just STOLE. Stealing and being influenced are completely different. One pays homage, the other is what a drunk moron does

[Styles @styles8828]

@bobbyaz85 @RippingToots @thepoetpreneur @VinnysCorner1 BINGO!!!

[Styles @styles8828]

@James8Wang @Jonintupa @NathanGraviteh Ok? We’ve seen John Carlsson win a Norris, eventually Heiskanen will get one because it’s well deserved. He’s the most complete defenseman in the league

[Styles @styles8828]

@hughestappen @Siobachka Go sexism 🤪🤪🤪, totally respectable

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@RippingToots @thepoetpreneur @VinnysCorner1 In what way are they anything like that babbling drunk 😭😭😭

[Styles @styles8828]

@VinnysCorner1 Ric Flair personally, I never got the hype. I understand Hogan’s there too, but that makes the game too easy

[Styles @styles8828]

@BeezerTwelve @Shiitekarlsson @sensfan9116 Do you know how the human body works? If you have a back issue, you’re not supposed to be playing professional hockey all year, you’re supposed to take MONTHS off 😭😭😭🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Styles @styles8828]

@BeezerTwelve @Shiitekarlsson @sensfan9116 They aren’t scratching him, what’s the point in going to Germany mid-season if you’re not going to rest and rehab? Casual ass comment 💀💀💀

[Styles @styles8828]

@xrp_hypothesis @PenguinsJesus He is eh, he couldn’t raise the puck, why do you think he fell off in the 90’s?

[Styles @styles8828]

@TateNews_ There’s several other rounds not included in this clip 😭😭😭

[Styles @styles8828]

@soIoucity I still think about Brad Marchand going for a line charge instead of playing defense against his guy (Pietroangelo) who was 3 feet in front of him, same guy who went on to score the Cup winning goal that year 8 second later 😭😭😭

[Styles @styles8828]

@jahmashackmuse @DemiDemiDemidov @slafplzscore Slightly 😭😭. Grown ass man doesn’t know what elite talent is even if it kicked him in the nuts 💀💀💀

[Styles @styles8828]

@jahmashackmuse @DemiDemiDemidov @slafplzscore You’d say to a grown man with eyes and watches hockey that Ryan Greene is a better hockey player than Ivan Demidov? You’d actually say that because contextless stats say so?

[Styles @styles8828]

@Shiitekarlsson I think it’s insane you’re the only Sens fan with the common sense to want an Auston Matthews on their team. That’s like no wanting McDavid after last season because he “drastically fell off” based on his standards, yet was still a 100 point scorer

[Styles @styles8828]

@BeezerTwelve @Shiitekarlsson @sensfan9116 Do you think he’d be perma injured if he had a medical staff that would stop letting him play hurt? I’m convinced any injury will go away if he went to any other team because they’d fix him first then play him. It’s like how any team but Buffalo would’ve fixed Eichel

[Styles @styles8828]

@jahmashackmuse @DemiDemiDemidov @slafplzscore You really think hypothetical math tells you who’s the best players in the league? This issn’t stats class 😭😭😭

[Styles @styles8828]

@JFreshHockey Let’s see the 🐐’s Sidney Crosby’s player card