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husband | banker | data scientist | chelsea | psn:styleslytle__

[Ama London @agbomma_chukas]

@dayoice Every single person that didn’t rebel against their parents are in places they hate themselves for being. Every single one I know.

[Global Wedding & Event MC. @dayoice]

My friend took a loan from his office to buy a land for his dad after being pressured by him. Days later, the dad called to say they scammed him and he was going to court over the land. Asked for more money for a good lawyer, my friend sold his car to pay the lawyers. And ...1/2

[Hamsolo 2 HaloFest🇺🇸 @hamsolo05gaming]

Idk about yall but i would play soooo much more cyberpunk if it was 3rd person.

I just hate not seeing a character i created!

[ujithe3rd @UjinotYouji]

The second picture is the type you make your wallpaper and just stare at it when you’re overwhelmed at work

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

Girls are very interesting because the second one is evidently better?

[Oh Chale. @Tbag__1]

I just bought canned malt and meat pie . I can’t afford 3x of that at the moment. what a bad financial decision . I should’ve just stayed hungry.

[Cudjoe, Really? @RegularCudjoe]

That steering wheel probably has more mileage than the car

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Why does nobody ever talk about how you can talk to someone at work every single day for YEARS then change jobs and NEVER speak again. 😂

[Headless YouTuber @HeadlessYouTube]

The person who didn't want to do 10% discount last week is now doing "free for first comment"

Herh LIFE

[Nana K @nanaw3na]

The person wey nor fear body works get right of way

[🆂🅴🅽🅰 @styleslytle]

@nhardeeyah 😂😂😂 enjoy life jor.

[CENTAURO @Octavio_01]

Hoy una mujer me vió comprandole flores a mi novia y me dijo " donde encuentro uno como tú " y le dije aqui mismo, porque además de romántico también soy infiel.

[Afia @af_ia_blue]

We take the most basic things, slap some ridiculous prices on them and they become status symbols for Accra wannabes. Because 600gh for that tiramisu is madness but I don’t blame them, you will get jons to go and buy and snap.

[Emma Stoned 🗿 @emma_zoey_reyn]

“When was your last period?” is actually a very relevant medical question. A broken arm may need an X-ray, and pregnancy status matters because of fetal radiation exposure. It also matters when choosing medications, because some drugs are contraindicated in pregnancy. There’s a reason we ask bathong 😭 Let us do our jobs!

[Yehgha @yaygha]

Two people are broke, guess who society shames for it?? 😂😂

Two people are still living in their father's house at 25, guess who society shames for it?? 😂😂

Two people don't own cars at 28, guess who society shames for it?? 😂😂

[1MIXUPBOSS @treyfive_]

Ok and the bed feel empty because it’s not you

[RUBBABANDGRANT @RubbBandGrant]

You never mentioned her being a good person. Just thick n pretty.

[👾 @noDREAgrets]

Being in your 40s is wild. One friend is a grandma, one has a newborn, one is celebrating 20 years married, and another is dating a 25-year-old. Half of us look 28, the other half pulled a muscle sleeping. 😂 No timeline, just vibes. 😭

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

@Leeni_TH14 "So you can't take me out on Wednesday???"

[€ddie Hearn @Leeni_TH14]

If I’m down on my luck and I vent to my darg about having no money, he’s gonna hit me with a scheme to get money..

He may even say “here hold a change”

If I vent to my girl about having no doe, she gonna think about what that means for her & how that affects her 1st