'(Robert Smith)

Currently flipping bits and rotating qubits. Advocate of open-source math software. You'll often catch me Lisping (or playing piano).

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> be NASA programmer
> excited to write Lisp
> code lookin like hieroglyphs
> boss walks by
> "wtf is that, alien code?"
> no, just Lisp boss
> boss laughs, Lisp now forbidden
> mfw no cosmic parens
> mission to Mars now in JavaScript
> planet doomed
> feelsbadman.jpg

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@JustDeezGuy

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@hedin__ @alz_zyd_ you guys progress at piano?

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@hedin__ legmogging on the tl

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if univalent foundations of mathematics are so good then why aren't there bivalent foundations of mathematics?

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@6EQUJ542 @OmegaNekoSimp as are WEP and NTSC

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@almighty_lisp then you get spooked by :from-end t

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@usgraphics @htmx_org i want rivets to return to processors

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@TheEduardoRFS i hope u don't get the cheesecake factory equivalent of paris syndrome there and you instead enjoy the best america has to offer

if ur in washington (state) i am committed to taking you there as a warm invitation

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@hedin__ so your wiener process only drifts when perturbed

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Can't mutate an empty list?

NIL issue

[sabine 🐫🦀 / 'use ocaml'; @sabine_s_]

Can't get users for your app?
shill issue

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@Aron_Adler @zetalyrae hard shit fiction (bristol stool scale type 1)

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playing some parts of some pieces by beethoven slowly can be gut-wrenching

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@mikov_issaaa

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@trashpandaemoji i don't want to watch a wholesome video of some old guy rewriting some straight line code into endearing 1990s style Java OOP

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"Computer, please make the documentation a little more to-the-point."

*beep boop*

Docs: "This is documentation for totalbingus.cpp. Future contributions to this documentation should be to-the-point (requested 10-10-2026). totalbingus.cpp is a file last compiled on a Pentiu.....

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@braised_babbage @abdcadada old country buffet maybe

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if a restaurant is XYZ-inspired (like "Italian inspired"), it's usually just way worse than authentic XYZ. we live in a society.

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@abdcadada Wait, I don't fully agree, if you mean American pizza is unilaterally better than Italian (it's not (I speak only of objective facts)). Somehow a teen working an oven on the beach in Italy makes a pizza 100x better than w/e I can find in a 100-mile radius of any American city.

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@abdcadada I agree, though Domino's isn't trying to pawn itself off as an Italian-inspired joint.